Bob and the Blonde




 
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Bob and the Blonde
 
March 17th, 2011  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Bob and the Blonde


Bob and the Blonde
BOB & THE BLONDE:


Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.


The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.



The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"


Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."


The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."


Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"




Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.


The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."



Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."


The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."
March 21st, 2011  
sky2979
 
 
Lol............
March 23rd, 2011  
Team Infidel
 
 
wow........
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Bob and the Blonde
May 12th, 2011  
Korean Seaboy
 
 
Awesome....