BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!!!




 
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Boots
 
April 14th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!!!


Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to
my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 140km/hr with her face up close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!!

It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnected an important call!!!

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!!!
April 15th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
when will they learn? makeup cant come in the way of safe driving.
April 16th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
When men learn to tell good jokes we'll drive better!
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Boots
April 16th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
When men learn to tell good jokes we'll drive better!
Ever hear of George Carlin or Lewis Black?
April 18th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
forget it
April 18th, 2005  
CABAL
 
 
O...K.... Ahem.... I see.
April 19th, 2005  
A Can of Man
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
When men learn to tell good jokes we'll drive better!

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
October 14th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
October 14th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Lol....
October 14th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
LOL...Nice. Where was the coffee from? You should sue them for not warning you that it was hot.