bulldogg
Milforum's Bouncer
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo! Bottles
won't fit in printer!
March
Got really excited. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4
years!"
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid. Wrong instructions. 8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!
June
Tried to water ski. Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Learned later, the other swimmers
cheated. They used their arms!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm. Car swamped because soft-top was
open.
September
The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it?
October
Hate M & M's. They they are too hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound. I weigh
108!
December
Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid
phone!
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo! Bottles
won't fit in printer!
March
Got really excited. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4
years!"
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid. Wrong instructions. 8 cups of water won't fit into
those little packets!
June
Tried to water ski. Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Learned later, the other swimmers
cheated. They used their arms!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm. Car swamped because soft-top was
open.
September
The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it?
October
Hate M & M's. They they are too hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound. I weigh
108!
December
Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid
phone!
