Blonde Guy Joke

February 3rd, 2005  

Topic: Blonde Guy Joke

Blonde Guy Joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
February 3rd, 2005  
rotc boy
eh, heard it before, and it wasn't that funny the first time
February 3rd, 2005  
same here. sorry.
February 3rd, 2005  
Yeah...not that great. Sorry.
February 7th, 2005  
Darcia a prob with blondes.....
February 7th, 2005  
lol... I thought it was pretty funny.
February 7th, 2005  
iv heard a variation on that, its soccer players (figo, someone and beckham) and beckhams the one who makes his own lunch!!
February 7th, 2005  
A Can of Man
Hey, I like it
February 7th, 2005  
Charge 7
I liked it too
December 30th, 2006  
that's funny!