Best Lovers

Best Lovers
February 28th, 2006  

Topic: Best Lovers

Best Lovers
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago.

He broke out into a sweat. Here was the gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for sex education!!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responde "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said, "What myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most
likely to possess that trait.

"Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

February 28th, 2006  
lol score for us rednecks
March 1st, 2006  
Rob Henderson
well who didnt know that? i mean cmon!
Best Lovers
March 1st, 2006  
Pretty good.
March 1st, 2006  
Quick thinking Tonto.
March 1st, 2006  
LOL! Nice.
March 2nd, 2006  
See this is what I've been tellin' ya'll those Cowboys are just too much fun! I bet you Redneck would agree!
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