The Best Chain Letter Ever




 
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Boots
 
November 10th, 2004  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: The Best Chain Letter Ever


The Best Chain Letter Ever

Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with abreast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of
bullsh*t. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sod*mize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. F*ck'em. If you're going to forward
something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient
being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f*cking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The
point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't p*ss people off by making them feel guilty
about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your gen*tals. Have a nice day.

P.S. Send me 15 bucks.
November 10th, 2004  
Bootboy82
 
*rofl* chain letters make me sick, but that's a good one
November 11th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
oi, that was a convincing letter; great for pranks
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November 11th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 
Every girl on my MSN list sends me chains letters.
November 11th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Reminded me of a guy who spent 20 mins complaining how other people wasted 10 mins.
September 5th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
September 5th, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
Thats good.
September 6th, 2005  
xander
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by USAOwnz
Every girl on my MSN list sends me chains letters.
Same do they think i actually care lol but that
is funny
September 8th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
It's like the guy who says if you buy his book or class, you'll be a millionaire in a week. Why doesn't he just read his own book and then he won't have to be a huckster?