The Banging Casket




 
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The Banging Casket
 
October 17th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Banging Casket


The Banging Casket
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP...





Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP..





BUMP...





BUMP...






Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





FASTER...





FASTER...






BUMP...







BUMP...






BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.








However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping










clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...






clappity-BUMP...





on his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...



and,



(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)




The coffin stops!

( Oh shut up...I thought it was funny )

October 18th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
*groan*
October 18th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's funny.
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The Banging Casket
October 18th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
...thats about all there is to say....
October 18th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
*begins a slow clap*
October 19th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
I dont get it,.....
October 19th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
tom...what are we going to do with you *sigh*
October 19th, 2006  
Padre
 
 
I'll say this much...... I have never heard that one before
June 25th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 
That is funny!!