Automobile Acronyms

Charge 7

Charge 7

Master Gunner
AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

FORD

Backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM

General Maintenance

GMC

Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless
 
Very funny!
What happened to Caddilac?
I have owned one of almost all of them except the very expensive ones.
 
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