Arrested for Calling 911 to Complain About Burger




 
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Arrested for Calling 911 to Complain About Burger
 
April 10th, 2012  
amelietmc
 

Topic: Arrested for Calling 911 to Complain About Burger


Arrested for Calling 911 to Complain About Burger
A Tennessee woman was so dissatisfied with her Hardee's hamburger that she called police twice to complain, resulting in her arrest on the charge of abusing the 9-1-1 system.
http://www.letssmiletoday.com/news/a...n-about-burger

April 10th, 2012  
Trooper1854
 
 
I have personally gone to all of the following, which came through as 999 emergency calls:

A loose filling
Eye lash trapped under eye lid
Blood shot eye
Lost TV remote
Lost medication
Pillows need fluffing up
Teenage son refusing to talk to parents
Might feel ill later, can we wait outside just in case
Can we collect a prescription?
Can we go to the off license?
I am ill but donít want to go to hospital so I will keep calling you
Can we get the coal in?
Need to go to the toilette
Child told mum to stick her pencils up her bum
Tooth ache
Wants a lift home because itís raining
How do you check a pulse?
Lift to hospital to save on paying for a taxi
Run out of medication
Cold
Sore throat
To teach parents a lesson
To get boyfriend back
Baby sitter called because parents were late back and she wanted to go home
Got drunk at a party and is scared what her parents might say
Had a bad dream
Lifts out of order can we carry them upstairs?
Help get in the bath
Drawing pin stuck in foot
Stomach ache, for six months
Wrong pyjama trousers on
Child vomited in car can we clean it up?
Apple dropped on foot.
Sore throat after swallowing a tablet
I want a drink of water
April 10th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trooper1854
I have personally gone to all of the following, which came through as 999 emergency calls:

A loose filling
Eye lash trapped under eye lid
Blood shot eye
Lost TV remote
Lost medication
Pillows need fluffing up
Teenage son refusing to talk to parents
Might feel ill later, can we wait outside just in case
Can we collect a prescription?
Can we go to the off license?
I am ill but donít want to go to hospital so I will keep calling you
Can we get the coal in?
Need to go to the toilette
Child told mum to stick her pencils up her bum
Tooth ache
Wants a lift home because itís raining
How do you check a pulse?
Lift to hospital to save on paying for a taxi
Run out of medication
Cold
Sore throat
To teach parents a lesson
To get boyfriend back
Baby sitter called because parents were late back and she wanted to go home
Got drunk at a party and is scared what her parents might say
Had a bad dream
Lifts out of order can we carry them upstairs?
Help get in the bath
Drawing pin stuck in foot
Stomach ache, for six months
Wrong pyjama trousers on
Child vomited in car can we clean it up?
Apple dropped on foot.
Sore throat after swallowing a tablet
I want a drink of water
I share your grieve, friend.

You know, each of these nonsensical attendance would have made a great 30 minute episode for the Monty Phyton comedy- if there was ever one...
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Arrested for Calling 911 to Complain About Burger
April 10th, 2012  
Trooper1854
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
I share your grieve, friend.

You know, each of these nonsensical attendance would have made a great 30 minute episode for the Monty Phyton comedy- if there was ever one...
Some times, when at work, I feel like I'm in a Monty Python sketch, or Spike Milligan has been writing the story line!
April 11th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
I heard the Fire department here got an alarm about a fire in an old lady's house and when they arrived to her house....she called the FD only so she could show somebody her new couch.
April 11th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trooper1854
Some times, when at work, I feel like I'm in a Monty Python sketch, or Spike Milligan has been writing the story line!
You can always get Daniel Craig to play your role, bro...
April 11th, 2012  
Trooper1854
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
You can always get Daniel Craig to play your role, bro...
More like Clint Eastwood, only because I feel as old as he is!
April 11th, 2012  
BritinBritain
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk
I heard the Fire department here got an alarm about a fire in an old lady's house and when they arrived to her house....she called the FD only so she could show somebody her new couch.
lol Don't you just love the elderly.
April 11th, 2012  
BritinBritain
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by viper2007
You can always get Daniel Craig to play your role, bro...
Daniel Craig looks more like one of the Kray Twins buddies.
April 12th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trooper1854
More like Clint Eastwood, only because I feel as old as he is!

Alright, Clint Eastwood it is then...

Wait... you CAN do the line he is famous for when you attend to all those crappies...

"... Go ahead... Make my day...!" (in that that slow paspy tone...)