Army vs. Marine joke - Page 5




 
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Boots
 
January 5th, 2011  
STRIKER
 
 

Topic: MARINES DEFINITION


Mighty,Americans , Removing ,Infected ,Nations ,Enemy , Swiftly (MARINES)
January 5th, 2011  
claylc
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by STRIKER
Mighty,Americans , Removing ,Infected ,Nations ,Enemy , Swiftly (MARINES)
Good One!

MARINE - Majority Ascending, Republic Invulnerable, Nation Enlightened...

Lonnie Courtney Clay
February 6th, 2011  
Hutchie
 
Come on guys, that your best stuff? Here's one for ya-- A squid , a jarhead and a grunt walk into a bar at the same time, sit down and each one orders a pitcher of beer from the extremely attractive leggy blonde bartender. As the squid sees the bartender deftly slicing lemons with a large knife, he says " Here's my finger, I'll show ya how tough the Navy is, cut it off!" After much protestation, she reaches under the bar and comes up with a big meat cleaver and chops it clean off! Well the other 2 guys are taken aback, but the jarhead decides to put his whole arm on the bar and says "Lop it off and get me another beer." Being blonde, it wasn't long before the bartender takes a mighty swing and completely chops the marines left arm off! As the marine wraps a tourniquet around the stump and downs his second pitcher, the grunt - yup you guessed it, unzips his fly and places his member on the bar! The bartender stares at it and says this is , just too much, you actually want me to cut that off?? " Hell no, miss, just stroke it a while, it'll come right off by itself!"
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Boots
February 23rd, 2011  
LeMask
 
STRIKER, nice explanation, just that not all Marines are American citizens , not?
February 24th, 2011  
Rangerson101
 
yea well MARINES stands for

MY
ASS
RIDES
IN
NAVY
EQUIPMENT
SIR
February 24th, 2011  
Rangerson101
 
More
Army
Rejects
In
Need of
Extra
Supplies


Need
Any
Vasiliene
Yet

Uncle
Sam's
Misguided
Childeren
March 31st, 2011  
b_caward
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bonnieblue716
hmm I'm just putting ones that our soldiers have told me. I would never come up with any of these on my own, I have so much respect for all the men and women out there protecting my freedoms, thanks so much for all you do. Here are a few for your next trash talk session.

Mean
And
Retarded
Idiots
No-one
Ever
Screws


Used
Screwed
And
Retired
Me
Yeah

Uncle
Sam
Anit
Released
Me
Yet

Backwards
Yes
My
Retarded
Ass
Signed
Up

Anit
Ruinned
Me
Yet

Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself

USCG- Uncle Sam's Confused Group
Those are all I've ever had any of the guys tell me, and don't get me wrong they talk plenty of trash about the AF too, but I can't remember them ever coming up with anything that spells it.

How about
U. Uncle
S. Sam
A. Already
I. Initiated
R. Royally
F. F&^*ing
O. Off
R. Revenue on
C. Costly
E. Equipment
July 15th, 2012  
SgtMaj1972
 
Ok I was just looking at passed posts and i got to say this to bonnieblue716 Marines do get more I'm sorry.
July 15th, 2012  
SgtMaj1972
 
To rustan... I been in the Marines since 1990 and after being in for 22 years I can tell you that we do have all those school. Your just getting all mad and making **** up. We do have air school we do have spec ops, and we do have winter warfare school so that whole post is nonsence.
August 1st, 2012  
AdamAllen
 
Ohh the fun times. There should be a reservist vs active duty thread as well.