The ingredients:
1000 or so square feet of landscaping plastic
painter's tape (no need to cause permanent damage)
scissors
cover of darkness
Red SUnfire
Apply plastic liberally to Red Sunfire, securing with painter's tape as needed. Complete only under cover of darkness. With time, as many as 10 layers of plastic can be secured over the Sunfire in a minimal amount of time. If the owner has an 8:30 class the next day, even better.
We did this to a friend, adn it worked out pretty well. The weird thing was that about 20 cars drove past as we did it and noone stopped or even really slowed down.