Anyone know any really really funny cadences - Page 2




 
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July 24th, 2005  
Nelson_CAP
 
It's a bright and sunny day,
Two good friends went out to play,
They gathered up all their money,
Then they bought a jar of honey,
The fat one ate it all,
And he made the small one crawl.

Yogi bear is dead,
Booboo shot him in the head
Yogi bear is dead,
Booboo pumped him full of lead.

Range Rick stood on a hill,
He saw Booboo make the kill.

Ranger Rick is dead,
Booboo shot him in the head,
Ranger Rick is dead,
Booboo pumped him full of lead
August 20th, 2005  
Spartacus
 
 
You missed the end:

Snagglepuss was on the scene
He pulled out, an M-16
Now the small ones on the run
'Cuz the Snaggle's got a gun

Booboo bear is dead
Snaggle shot him in the head
BooBoo bear is dead
Snaggle pumped him full of lead


I thought that had just been made up at Boys State, but apparently it is more widespread than I realized.
September 2nd, 2005  
Fragacide
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MilidarUSMC
little yellow birdie w/ a little yellow bill..
landed on my window sill

lured him in w/ a piece of bread
then i smashed his little F##g head


C-130 rollin down the strip, b*h blew a tire and the F'ng thing flipped
Actually it's sorta like this (but of course all places do it different)

A yellow bird

With a yellow bill

Was sittin' on

My window sill

I lured him in

With a peace of bread

(All together) And then I smashed his (Clap once on the left foot) little head!

Another one in the same form:

A puppy dog

A little dog

Was sittin' on

My table saw

I lured him by

With a piece of meat

(same as above) And then I cut off ... his little feet!

If I left anything out (Or if you know more to this) please tell me.
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October 18th, 2005  
058flightsgt
 
Wal Mart Wal Mart that's our store!
We shop there cause we are poor!

It's short, but it's funny.
October 25th, 2005  
HPFCRC
 
a little mouse
with little feet
was sitting on
my toilet seat
i pushed him in
and flushed him down
and watched that mouse go round and round

little kitten,
baby cat.
sitting on,
my welcome mat.
I picked it up,
and made it pur,
then i ripped,
out all it's fur.
October 29th, 2005  
droppinducesNJROTC
 

Topic: Change to YEllow bird


Here is another part to the yellow bird

I lured him in with a piece of bread
and then i smashed his yellow head
the moral of the story is
if you want some head
get some bread!
October 29th, 2005  
MilidarUSMC
 
 
that whole "a yellow bird" and "a little dog" is for the Airforce, used to slow the cadence down so they dont tire themselves out, my version is only for the hard core
December 30th, 2008  
risingronin
 
 

Topic: whips and chains


i use this lil cadence to poke at the army rotc guys everytime we go to bootcamp with them.

Sung to the tune of yellow ribbon

around her neck, she wore a yellow ribbon
she wore it in the springtime in the merry month of may
and if you asked her why the hell she wore it
she wore it for the sailor who was into whips and chains!

whips and chains!

whips and chains!

She wore it for the sailor who was into whips and chains

around the block, she drove a purple harley,
she rode it in the springtime in the merry month of may
and if you asked her why the hell she rode it
she rode it for the sailor who was into whips and chains!

whips and chains!

whips and chains!

She wore it for the sailor who was into whips and chains

in her room she kept a cat-o-nines
she kept it in the springtime in the merry month of may
and if you asked her why the hell she kept it
she kept if for the sailor who was into whips and chains!

whips and chains!

whips and chains!

she wore it for the sailor who was into whips and chains

1,2,3,4
oorah

1,2,3,4
oorah
January 7th, 2009  
kcampbell43
 
 

Topic: if you sing this one...


If you regularly sing the running cadence "two old ladies lying in bed"
then you can throw this jody in for a quick laugh


You might be abke to use that cadence in formation.........but not here.
January 16th, 2009  
USAFfan
 
Here's a really awesome USAF special forces running cadence i learned:

Born on a mountain raised by bears

Got two sets of teeth and a full coat of hair

when ya see me comin better run better hide

cause I'll hunt you down and I'll eat you alive

para-rescue com-bat control

we're like that bear down to the soul

we're rough and tough and feelin mad

we'll slit your throat and wipe it clean

we'll spit on your grave and laugh out loud

put a smile on our face and feel damn proud

dealin death isn't all we do

we're trained to save a few lives too

par-a

res-cue

com-bat

con-trol
boo-yah
BOO-YAH