Missileer
Active member
U R A Texan If:
1. You can properly pronounce Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waxahachie, Pflugerville, Luckenbach, Bois D'Arc, Kiomatia, and Tehuacana.
2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
look for a funnel.
3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined
by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.
9. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
10. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
11. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, bait, and sandwiches all in the same store.
12. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
13. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
14. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to
your friends.
20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this
conversation:
" You wanna coke?" "Yeah."
"What kind?" "Dr. Pepper!"
1. You can properly pronounce Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waxahachie, Pflugerville, Luckenbach, Bois D'Arc, Kiomatia, and Tehuacana.
2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
look for a funnel.
3. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined
by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
7. You measure distance in minutes.
8. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.
9. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
10. You have known someone who has had a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
11. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, bait, and sandwiches all in the same store.
12. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
13. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
14. You actually understand this and you are "fixin' to" send it to
your friends.
20. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this
conversation:
" You wanna coke?" "Yeah."
"What kind?" "Dr. Pepper!"
