Another Golf Joke




 
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March 3rd, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Another Golf Joke


ONLY A GOLFER WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS STORY

It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot with a few practice swings when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker, "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee."

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, When once more, the Man yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!"

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back . . .

"Would the @ssho!e with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"
March 3rd, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 
another good one.....
March 3rd, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice, tomtom.
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March 3rd, 2008  
The Other Guy
 
 
sounds about right...
March 4th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
hahahaha
Golf....
 


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