18 ways.....

Donkey

Donkey

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I got this as an email and just couldn't help but share it with all of you... It makes me love the bull shizzle that is this country, I mean really if we didnt have it how fun would it be....Enjoy ;)



18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL


1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.


2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.


3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.


4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.


5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.


6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.


7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.


8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.


9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.


10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.


11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.


12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.


13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.


14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.


15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.


16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.


17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.


18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.


GOD BLESS AMERICA ............

Oops, can't do that either!
 
Amazing, it must be something in the air because look what I found in my "email". Go figure.

25 Rules for being a Good Republican
1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you are millionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an illness and needs our prayers for your recovery.

2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.

3. You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, and that our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.

4. You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives but it needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the wrong gender.

5. You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.

6. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha.

7. "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

8. You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.

9. You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and that Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton.

10. You hate the ALCU for representing convicted felons, but they owed it to the country to bail out Oliver North.

11. You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale is to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.

12. You believe that group sex and drug use are degenerate sins that can only be purged by running for governor of California as a Republican.

13. You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.

14. You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is to alienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.

15. You have to believe that government medicine is wrong and that HMO's and insurance companies only have your best interests at heart.

16. You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is sound government policy but providing health care to all Americans is socialism personified.

17. You believe that tobacco's link to cancer and global warming are "junk science", but Creationism should be taught in schools.

18. You have to believe that waging war with no exit strategy was wrong in Vietnam but right in Iraq.

19. You have to believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney was doing business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a we-can't-find-Bin-Laden diversion.

20. You believe that government should restrict itself to just the powers named in the constitution, which includes banning gay marriages and censoring the internet.

21. You have to believe that the public has a right to know about the adulterous affairs of Democrats, while those of Republicans are a private matter.

22. You have to believe that the public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades but that Bush was right to censor those 28 pages from the Congressional 9/11 report because you just can't handle the truth.

23. You support state rights, which means Ashcroft telling states what locally passed voter initiatives he will allow them to have.

24. You have to believe that what Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest but what Bush did decades later is stale news and irrelevant. [FONT=&quot]

[/FONT]25. You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it is communist, but trading with China and Vietnam is just dandy.
 
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Monty you help prove that the 18 above are true ;)

Just for ha-ha's let's look at number 25....

Big difference is if you don't recall something called the Cuban Missile crisis....

We also put Castro in office

China and its ruling political party CCP has in this time moved towards Socialism

Regardless it is funny, all the BS that makes this world fun :)
 
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Donkey said:
Monty you help prove that the 18 above are true ;)

Just for ha-ha's let's look at number 25....

Big difference is if you don't recall something called the Cuban Missile crisis....

We also put Castro in office

China and its ruling political party CCP has in this time moved towards Socialism

Regardless it is funny, all the BS that makes this world fun :)
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You managed to take anything serious out of either of those post's?

They are both gross generalisation's/distortion's, the sad thing is that some people from both sides actually take them seriously.

However I hardly think there is much in the way of a comparison between the Cuban missile crisis and the conduct of the Chinese and Vietnamese in their actions against US/UN troops.
 
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