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June 20th, 2007
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| Centurion | Post; Happy Hump Day II:Five Tips for a Woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't KNOW each other! WINE TASTING TRIP: Visiting France on a wine tasting trip , a woman drank too much, fell from her hotel window and ended up in a body cast. She swore never to get plastered in Paris again. Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right - including me. ............................ A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer). SCROLL DOWN AND AGAIN FURTHER STILL FURTHER NEARLY THERE Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was designed by a famous American Psychologist to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my email list unless that will tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice to you from now on. Be sure to share the test.
__________________ Seven days without laughter makes one weak. --Joel Goodman Last edited by Pacific Lure; June 20th, 2007 at 16:30. Reason: Deleted and replaced prior posted jokes |
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June 20th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | The Scientific Experiment joke has been posted before: Beer? Water? The iBreast joke has been posted before also: Announcement from Apple
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  Last edited by tomtom22; June 20th, 2007 at 15:49. |
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June 20th, 2007
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June 20th, 2007
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| Caesar | very funny
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June 20th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Second one took me a second read, but I liked them all. Hahah
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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June 21st, 2007
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Why is Wednesday called "Hump Day" when most people get laid on the weekend?
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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June 21st, 2007
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| Centurion |  Post; I'm thinking you're kidding with your question, right?Anyhow, Wednesday is called 'hump day" because the average/most common work schedule being for most folks is from Monday through Friday; so Wednesday is considered the hump of the week (ie. the middle), therefore making it "hump day". As for most people getting laid in the weekend, hmmmmm.....I haven't researched that yet.  Happy over the hump day!! |
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