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October 27th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Beer? Water?


BEER? WATER?


WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

BEER = HEALTH

Free your self of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk
s**t than to drink water and be full of s**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it
as a public service!


By the way,

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October 27th, 2006   Post 2
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! I'm never drinking water again. *gag* LOL
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October 28th, 2006   Post 3
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One fact you have forgotten about water:
- Fishes f**k in it!!! Don't forget it, it's important

And than there are the big qustions: is beer the better choice and what kind of beer??? BECK's beer???

Glück ab!
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Last edited by Missileer; October 28th, 2006 at 18:59.
 
October 28th, 2006   Post 4
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haha......
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October 28th, 2006   Post 5
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Heh...funny.
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October 28th, 2006   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Missileer
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
Not all E. Coli comes from feces.

One kilogram seems extremely high to be in 365 litres of water; where did you get this statistic?
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October 28th, 2006   Post 7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ARMY101
Not all E. Coli comes from feces.

One kilogram seems extremely high to be in 365 litres of water; where did you get this statistic?
From a joke!
 
October 29th, 2006   Post 8
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A kilogram of pure E. coli would surely kill anyone who ingested it. The number is quite obviously inflated.

Also, E. coli is most commonly heathy, or very harmless to humans. It is only specific strains of E. coli (such as O157:H7). Certainly, if a kilogram of this was to be ingested the person would certainly be killed.

More information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escherichia_coli
 
October 29th, 2006   Post 9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ARMY101
A kilogram of pure E. coli would surely kill anyone who ingested it. The number is quite obviously inflated.

Also, E. coli is most commonly heathy, or very harmless to humans. It is only specific strains of E. coli (such as O157:H7). Certainly, if a kilogram of this was to be ingested the person would certainly be killed.

More information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escherichia_coli
must you take this at face value....i mean come on, its only a joke
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October 30th, 2006   Post 10
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if were taking this scientifically...then consuming 1kilo would be harmful if all at one time, but this is over 365days giving your body plenty of time to digest it and get rid of it before it becomes harmful.
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