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November 19th, 2006   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Announcement from Apple


"Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."


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November 19th, 2006   Post 2
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it would be like music in the pillows
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November 20th, 2006   Post 3
Sevens
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*smacks forehead* MEN!!!!! Can't live with them, can't kill them. *sigh*
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November 20th, 2006   Post 4
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Amusing.
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November 21st, 2006   Post 5
Rob Henderson
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Hehehehehe...Niiice.
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November 21st, 2006   Post 6
Missileer
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Any added perks are appreciated. Way to go Apple, this will be even more popular than singing Christmas cards.
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November 22nd, 2006   Post 7
Rob Henderson
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Originally Posted by Missileer
Any added perks are appreciated. Way to go Apple, this will be even more popular than singing Christmas cards.
I slit my wrists this time of year cause of those damned things...There is such a thing as TOO much Christmas cheer...
 
November 22nd, 2006   Post 8
Sevens
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Quote:
Originally Posted by C/1Lt Henderson
I slit my wrists this time of year cause of those damned things...There is such a thing as TOO much Christmas cheer...
Oh heck yeah there is!!!! Like those stupid snow globes that play Christmas music. I had to listen to one for 8 freakin' hours yesterday. Talk about wanting to commit suicide...
 



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