I got inspired by the "I broke my finger..." thread, so what are the worst ) or dumbest) injuries?
I'll start with these (almost all of them are somehow funny when I remember them, because they happend just because of my monumental stupidity )
When I was almost 6 years old, i was riding on the carrier of my mom's bike when my right ankle got stuck in the spokes at a pretty high speed. The bike hat barely a braking distance...
Results: 2 weeks plaster, lifelong scar
At the age of 12 I was playing basketball during sports lesson when I failed to catch a pass. I still can remember my last thoughts, that were something like "This ball is getting bigger pretty fast maybe I should try to catc *darkness*
Results: Broken glasses and an almost fractured and bleeding nose
3 years later, basketball lesson again. I tried to slam dunk, landed on the wrong foot and stumbled one step ahead banging my head against the gym's wall.
Results: Sprained ankle and a bad concussion
3 years ago in a town called Minden (near my hometown Hannover), I visited some pals and we went into a kind of a medieval pub to have a couple of beers when some metalheadfreak joined our party. I started a conversation with him and he tried to give me some nazi BS. Guess what followed... *hehe*
Results: Front teeth almost out, bloody lower lip and a neonazi metalsh'thead chasing me with a knife through the inner city
Last weekend I was at a mate's birthday party where I was to talking to a friend. Right at the moment when she took a puff on her cigarette, someone blundered into me from behind, I tripped forward and got the cigarette in my face burning my right cheek.
Results: PAIN!!! and a fat scar that still looks nasty after one week.
And, of course, some minor injuries laike sratches all over my hands and arms from annoying my psycho cat, stapling my own thumb, etc.
I'll start with these (almost all of them are somehow funny when I remember them, because they happend just because of my monumental stupidity )
When I was almost 6 years old, i was riding on the carrier of my mom's bike when my right ankle got stuck in the spokes at a pretty high speed. The bike hat barely a braking distance...
Results: 2 weeks plaster, lifelong scar
At the age of 12 I was playing basketball during sports lesson when I failed to catch a pass. I still can remember my last thoughts, that were something like "This ball is getting bigger pretty fast maybe I should try to catc *darkness*
Results: Broken glasses and an almost fractured and bleeding nose
3 years later, basketball lesson again. I tried to slam dunk, landed on the wrong foot and stumbled one step ahead banging my head against the gym's wall.
Results: Sprained ankle and a bad concussion
3 years ago in a town called Minden (near my hometown Hannover), I visited some pals and we went into a kind of a medieval pub to have a couple of beers when some metalheadfreak joined our party. I started a conversation with him and he tried to give me some nazi BS. Guess what followed... *hehe*
Results: Front teeth almost out, bloody lower lip and a neonazi metalsh'thead chasing me with a knife through the inner city
Last weekend I was at a mate's birthday party where I was to talking to a friend. Right at the moment when she took a puff on her cigarette, someone blundered into me from behind, I tripped forward and got the cigarette in my face burning my right cheek.
Results: PAIN!!! and a fat scar that still looks nasty after one week.
And, of course, some minor injuries laike sratches all over my hands and arms from annoying my psycho cat, stapling my own thumb, etc.