Uhhh...Not Quite, Dad!

[AJChenMPH]

I overheard my father telling a family friend about my newly assigned mission in the U.S. Coast Guard. I work on a cutter that escorts all cruise ships and international vessels under the bridges in California's Bay Area.

But what my father told his friend was, "She's involved in some sort of an escort service."

-- Adrienne Blodgett

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

 

[tomtom22]

That's how rumors are started!

 

[Sevens]

Hahahahaha!!!!! That sounds like something my dad would say.

 

[Team Infidel]

hahahahaha