Three soldiers.

[Uncle_Sam]

Three soldiers were going through forest for a week, not seeing anyone. The three soldiers nationalities were: U.S. , British, and Bosnian.
After a long walk for a week the first live thing they found was a sheep.

The U.S. soldier said: "Ahhh... if only that sheep was Angelina Jolie! :twisted: ".
The British soldier said: "Ahhhh... if only that sheep was Elisabeth Hurley! :twisted: "
The Bosnian soldier: "Ahhh... if it only was night!"

Mod edit: No nationally insulting jokes are allowed here. Do not let it happen again.

 

[Marksman]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i dont get it :?

 

[MyStIC]

:lol: but heard before.

 

[AFSteliga]

:lol: :? I don't get it.

 

[SHERMAN]

OK....The last time this kinfd of topic was brought up, it ended badly(dolphins). So thats that for now.