Here's one I learned recently and can't remember all the verses. I'm of course putting in Air Force Huah! but you could probably swap it out for any other service...
They say that in the Air Force
The pay is mighty fine
Give you a 100 dollars
And take back 99!
They say that in the Air Force
The coffee's mighty fine
Looks like muddy water
And tastes like turpentine!
They say that in the Air Force
The pay is mighty fine
Give you a 100 dollars
And take back 99!
They say that in the Air Force
The coffee's mighty fine
Looks like muddy water
And tastes like turpentine!