The Captain doesnt always go down with the ship...

Mark Conley

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Well the Battleship was going down after fighting the good fight...leaving three sailors and the captain to get off the sinking ship. After scrounging and looking, all they found was three life preservers left on the sinking battlewagon.

"Well" the captain said. All them stories you heard about the captain going down with the ship is pure bull. Im taking one of these life preservers. However, ill give you three a chance to earn the other two. Ill ask three questions. If you answer your question correctly, you'll get a life preserver. Incorrectly, and you go down with the ship". To this all the men agreed.

To the first sailor he asked " What ship sank on April 14, 1912? "the Titanic" the man replied. "Correct" said the captain.

To the second sailor He asked " How many passengers and crew went down with that ill fated ship?" " 1560 passengers and crew" the sailor replied" " Correct "said the captain.

To the last sailor he asked ''And what were thier names?" :shock:
That a good one, it reminds me of this one.

As the storm raged
The captain realized his ship was sinking fast.
He called out,
"Anyone here know how to pray?"
One Marine stepped forward.
"Aye, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said the captain,
"you pray.
While the rest of us put on our life jackets
We're one short." :lol: