Some jokes Irania made after Lausanne deal!


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“I went to the store now and they still don’t have whiskey! What kind of a deal is this?”

"Latest news from the hotel in Lausanne: A deal has been reached resolving all major points of contention–except that there is no agreement on the hotel bill. Zarif says they should split the bill, while Kerry says Iran should pay for it as the negotiations were for Iran."

"Today is Friday. What shall we do today?? Should we say “Down to America” in Friday prayers or not?"

"A second wife is like nuclear energy. Even though it is your undeniable right they won’t let you get it."