DutchGreenBeret
Active member
It's day 4 of a hard and cold week in the field.
Me and my buddy are standing in our hole, just looking in the field...for something supicious. And then, @ about 100 metres away, a man/woman walks there in the fog. It comes closer an closer. I yell; HALT! WIE DAAR! (translation; STOP! Who's There!)
-Santa Claus is here.
(We are like, what the F*ck :? )
My buddy climbed out of the hole, and layed down behind a tree, aiming on santa's heart. I Yelled; TREED NADER! (Come closer)
-*santa came closer
I whispered; ALPHA
-Whisky (correct password response)
So we lowered our guns, let him in...and he gave us some nice candy.
Thnx SupplyBattalion for that joke
Me and my buddy are standing in our hole, just looking in the field...for something supicious. And then, @ about 100 metres away, a man/woman walks there in the fog. It comes closer an closer. I yell; HALT! WIE DAAR! (translation; STOP! Who's There!)
-Santa Claus is here.
(We are like, what the F*ck :? )
My buddy climbed out of the hole, and layed down behind a tree, aiming on santa's heart. I Yelled; TREED NADER! (Come closer)
-*santa came closer
I whispered; ALPHA
-Whisky (correct password response)
So we lowered our guns, let him in...and he gave us some nice candy.
Thnx SupplyBattalion for that joke