Pilot Jokes


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These are a bit old but still good, I think.

What do pilots use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a pilot and a jet engine?
The engine stops whining after landing.
It's been awhile, Recce, what have you been up to?

Yeah, I know, Sherman, :eek:fftopic: and I'll slap myself for you ;) .