I'm safe. Heineken is crap. Now if it was British New Castle or Irish Red then I'm somewhat screwed.... I go and get some Fobbit REMF go and get it for me. I'll have the beer but it's going to be slightly warm.
Heineken.... I remember drinking that out of those lil kegs on a beach in florida with a towel over it. Everyone started thinking I was crazy when I said it had an after taste that reminded me of bananas, and I hate bananas. One beer though? Would that suffice for the average american grunt? Wouldnt a 30 wrack or 6 40 ozs of steel reserve be required?