Supostat
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1. If You were conscripted in Panzerwaffe - You are dead man.
2. If You entered Panzerwaffe voluntary - You are not only dead man, but also an idiot.
3. If You are having training on PzV, most likely You will fight on PzIII Ausf. A in battlefield.
4. If You are tank driver an receive training on suspension of PzII and PzIII, most likely You will serve on PzVI in battlefield.
4a. Question `Why wheels are in two rows?` should not be discussed in the front. It is so because it is.
5. If You are trained as tank gunner on 37mm cannon of PzIII, most likely first enemy tank You meet in combat will be KV-2. Or KV-1, if You have born lucky. 6. If You are trained as tank commander, most likely in front You will receive a captured BT-7. And further will be only Your problems.
7. If You are trained as tank commander and receive a captured T-34 in the front, You are gonna be target of public envy. However, You will need to loose some 20 kg to enter the tank and sit comfortably in commander's seat, since it is constructed for Mongol, not for Arian people.
8. If You are designated to serve on Pz-35(t) or Pz-38(t) - contact Your lawyer and write down Yout last will, farewell with Your family and write a letter to Gruppenfuehrer Heidrich, asking to hung as many Czech people as possible - it's a good consolation.
9. If You are designated to serve on `Ferdinand`, certainly take an electric in Your crew. Also avoid Russian points for gathering of metal scrap - it is a mafia, more dangerous as Sicilian one.
10. PzVI - it is a Wonder Weapon (Wunderwaffe). PzV - a Wonder Weapon too. Sadly, drunk Russian tank crews on ISU-152 do not know it and fire on PzVI and PzV like morons. Nothing is as terrible as drunken Russians, but ISU-152 is a crap, made by stupid Asiats.
11. Sometimes Russians are fighting on American `General Lee` tanks. Well, if those Russians do not have a sense of humor, it is their problem.
12. It is prooved experimentaly that one shot from cannon of PzVI penetrates armor of 7 `General Lee` tanks, stated in row and jams in the armor of eighth `General Lee`. In such way instruction of OKH strictly forbids German crews to laugh during the combat.
13. If PzVI gets mired in mud, You always can remove four wheels from each side to lighten the tank. Only 46 wheels remains on, and it should be enough.
14. Most dangerous Russian tank is T-70. Russians have a lot of these tanks, and if one PzVI meets with 100 of T-70, it is better to retreat under cover of infantry and artillery, otherwise they will suppress You with masses.
2. If You entered Panzerwaffe voluntary - You are not only dead man, but also an idiot.
3. If You are having training on PzV, most likely You will fight on PzIII Ausf. A in battlefield.
4. If You are tank driver an receive training on suspension of PzII and PzIII, most likely You will serve on PzVI in battlefield.
4a. Question `Why wheels are in two rows?` should not be discussed in the front. It is so because it is.
5. If You are trained as tank gunner on 37mm cannon of PzIII, most likely first enemy tank You meet in combat will be KV-2. Or KV-1, if You have born lucky. 6. If You are trained as tank commander, most likely in front You will receive a captured BT-7. And further will be only Your problems.
7. If You are trained as tank commander and receive a captured T-34 in the front, You are gonna be target of public envy. However, You will need to loose some 20 kg to enter the tank and sit comfortably in commander's seat, since it is constructed for Mongol, not for Arian people.
8. If You are designated to serve on Pz-35(t) or Pz-38(t) - contact Your lawyer and write down Yout last will, farewell with Your family and write a letter to Gruppenfuehrer Heidrich, asking to hung as many Czech people as possible - it's a good consolation.
9. If You are designated to serve on `Ferdinand`, certainly take an electric in Your crew. Also avoid Russian points for gathering of metal scrap - it is a mafia, more dangerous as Sicilian one.
10. PzVI - it is a Wonder Weapon (Wunderwaffe). PzV - a Wonder Weapon too. Sadly, drunk Russian tank crews on ISU-152 do not know it and fire on PzVI and PzV like morons. Nothing is as terrible as drunken Russians, but ISU-152 is a crap, made by stupid Asiats.
11. Sometimes Russians are fighting on American `General Lee` tanks. Well, if those Russians do not have a sense of humor, it is their problem.
12. It is prooved experimentaly that one shot from cannon of PzVI penetrates armor of 7 `General Lee` tanks, stated in row and jams in the armor of eighth `General Lee`. In such way instruction of OKH strictly forbids German crews to laugh during the combat.
13. If PzVI gets mired in mud, You always can remove four wheels from each side to lighten the tank. Only 46 wheels remains on, and it should be enough.
14. Most dangerous Russian tank is T-70. Russians have a lot of these tanks, and if one PzVI meets with 100 of T-70, it is better to retreat under cover of infantry and artillery, otherwise they will suppress You with masses.
