Lots of Cadences

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WMAcadet

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i kno a whole bunch since I got to a Military school & we sound off with stuff all the Time...




If You like your pu$sy tight
stomp your left & drag your right

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Count Cadence
Delay Cadence
Count Cadence
Delay Cadence
(1)All you (company name) cadets
(2)better do your best
(3)before i put you all
(4)in front lean rest
1..sound off...2..louder..3..cant hear you..4 sound off..1,2,3,4...1,2,3,4...(your company name)...rocks.

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The Infantry is on the go
Victory is all they know
they gonna put on a helluve a show
sooo early in mornin'

The Snipers are on the ground
movin...without a sound
they lock & load a single round
soooo early in the mornin'

The Moutain division is on the hills
ready to shoot & ready to kill
kill the enemy kill ther will
sooo early in the mornin'

(forgot rest)
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(Some More)


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My father fought the second war
My brother vieettttnaammmm
Now in the present day
i was sent to kill saddammmm
Airrrrborrrrnnneeeeeeeeeee
(shoot the son of a shoot the son of a shoot the son of a *****)
Rangerrrssss Leaddd theee Wayyyy
(die, die, die die die)


Was sittin in my foxhole
sharpenen my knife
out pops(whoever/what ever you want)
I had to take his liffeeee
Airrrrborrrrnnneeeeeeeeeee
(shoot the son of a shoot the son of a shoot the son of a *****)
Rangerrrssss Leaddd theee Wayyyy
(die, die, die die die)

My buddies in a foxhole
a bullet in his head
medic says he's wounded
but i kno that he's dead
Airrrrborrrrnnneeeeeeeeeee
(shoot the son of a shoot the son of a shoot the son of a *****)
Rangerrrssss Leaddd theee Wayyyy
(die, die, die die die)

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Uh-ohhh o no
sittin aroun with no where to go
talkin to jane & talkin to joe
when a recruiter came up to me
he said say what u wanna be
i told him lean in mean & green
i fight to keep my country free
that is what i wanna be
Airrrrrrborrrneee Infantry

Uh-ohhh o no
sittin aroun with no where to go
talkin to jane & talkin to joe
They put me in a silver jet
that'd i wont forget
they put me in a silver chair
Spun me aroun I had no hair

Uh-ohhh o no
sittin aroun with no where to go
talkin to jane & talkin to joe
The army is the life for me
For nothin in this world is free
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Snipers wonderland


Through the wooodsss we were walking
Silently we were stalking
it was a one shot kill
from the top of a hill
walking in a sniper wonderland

the iraqi's are invading the playground
i locked & load a '50 cal round
& as i gently pulled back on the trigger
i saw the skanky bastard hit the ground


Through the woodss we were walking
Silently we were stalking
it was a one shot kill
from the top of a hill
walking in a sniper wonderland

a soildier was bathing in the river
washing off underneath the falls
& as i gently pulled back on the trigger
i saw the skanky bastard clutch his balls


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Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, where have you been?
To Air Assault school and failed again.

Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, how did you go?
In a UH-60 flying low.

Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, what did you fail?
I couldn't slingload and I couldn't rappel.

Airborne Ranger, Airborne Ranger, don't feel blue.
Those Air Assault wings just aint for you!


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See Al- Qaida dressed in black,
with my e-tool in his back,
I'm the one he did not see,
Airborne Ranger Infantry

See Al-Qaida dressed in red,
with a 5.56 in his head,
I'm the one he did not see,
Airborne Ranger Infantry
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31 Charlie, 31 Charlie
Where have you been?
Around the world and back again.

31 Charlie, 31 Charlie
How did you go?

In a big ugly RATT rig moving slow.

31 Charlie, 31 Charlie
How'd you get down?

I parachuted with the Rangers to the ground.

31 Charlie, 31 Charlie
What did you do?

I communicated for everyone including you.

31 Charlie, 31 Charlie
How'd you get back?

I humped my radio on my back.

31 Charlie, 31 Charlie
How'd you celebrate?

We had a keg party at the commanders place
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82nd patch on my shoulder,
pick up your chutes and follow me,
air assault infantry,

101 patch on my shoulder,
pick up your ropes and follow me,
Airborne Infantry.

10th Mountain patch on my shoulder,
pick up your rucks and follow me,
Mountain Infantry.

3rd ID patch on my shoulder,
get in your tanks and follow me,
Mechanized Infantry.
 
82nd
patch on my shoulder
pick up your chute and follow me
air assault infantry
not my kind of infantry

rotc
patch on my shoulder
pick up your books and follow me
wanna branch infantry
gonna branch infantry

10th mountain
patch on my shoulder
pick up your ruck and follow me
mountain infantry
not my kind of infantry

1-0-1
patch on my shoulder
pick up your chute and follow me
Airborne Infantry
My kind of infantry
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Out jumped the Sergeant from the coconut grove,
He was a mean Drill Sergeant you could tell by his clothes.
He wore a wide brim hat and BDUs,
Had badder breath than the CO and you.

Lined a hundard soldiers up against the wall,
Made a two dallar bet he could train 'em all.
Trained ninety-eight and we thought he was thru,
Backed off, right stepped, and dropped the other two!

Well, when he died, he went straight ta' Hell,
Where he trained the Devil's daughter, and his sister as well.
The Devil said Drill, let's make a deal,
You can have my daughter if you get outta Hell!

Ain't no problem is all he said,
If I can't train ya', then ya' should be dead!
Hey! All the way!I run every day!
Hey! All the way, I run all the way!

The Drill Sergeant runs the earth today,
And if you listen close, this is what he'll say.
Gotta like it, gotta love it,
Gotta have, more of it!

Hey, Hey! All the way!
Gotta run, all day!
Gotta rune, all night.
And all night, is all right!

I guess you wonder how I know this tale,
'cause I'm the Drill that came from Hell!
I gotta mean, mean wife and father-in-law,
But they're not the meanest people that I ever saw.

Can't be, like me.
Can't do, like you!
Blood and guts,
Thru and thru!
 
Every one knows the airforce fight song..."Off we go.." well heres the original version, & my "freestyle" version of the Army way...


Airforce Version-

Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun.
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At'em boys, give 'er the gun!
Down we dive spouting our flame from under
Off with one helluva roar!
We live in fame or go down in flame! Hey!
Nothing'll stop the US Air Force!


Army Version(my "freestyle")-

Off we go into the C-130's,
going to the sunset.
Airborne, & air assault
we fought the bastards till they bled
Lock & load your m-16's now,
King of battle follow me!
Infantry lean,& mean & hardcore killing machines(hey!)!
Nothing'll stop the US Army!!
 
More cadences..



A little mouse
with little feet
Was perched upon
my toilet seat
I pushed him in
I flushed him down
I watched him spin
'round and 'round
the moral of this story,
is to have some fun
so next time,
we'll try a gun




Their home is Fort Benning
The land that God forgot
The mud is 18 inches deep
The sun is blazing hot

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

So walking down the street one day
I met a total stranger
He asked me what I wanted to be
I said an Airborne Ranger

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

I'm sitting in my foxhole
Sharpinning my knife
Up jumped the enemy
I had to take his life

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

I went to wake up the Sergeant
He was lying in his bed
I went to turn him over
I found out he was dead

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

My buddies in a foxhole
With a bullet in his head
The medic said he's wounded
But I know that he's dead

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

I hear the choppers coming
They're flying over head
They come to get the wounded
But all they find is dead

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

So out in the battle field covered in blood
There lies a ranger dying in the mud

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

I went to see the 1st SGT,
Hes lying in his bunk,
the medic said hes wounded,
but i know hes drunk
 
A yellow bird
with a yellow bill
Was sittin' on
my window sill
I lured him in
with a piece of bread
And then I smashed
his ****in head
The doctor came
to check his head
"Indeed" he said
"this bird is dead"
The moral of
this story,of all said,if you want some head
just get some bread
 
I have one for the AirBorne Rangers
Its called deep in the battelfield

Deep in the battlefield covered in blood,
lies an Airborne Ranger dying in mud.

Air, bor, or, or, orne
Ran, ger, er, er, er, er

Her fought to keep America free;
for soldiers like, you and me

Air, bor, or, or, orne
Ran, ger, er, er, er, er

Those silver wings upon his chest,
tell America that he's one of the best.

Air, bor, or, or, orne
Ran, ger, er, er, er, er


here is another one called 'airborne ranger #3'

Their home is Fort Benning
The land that God forgot
The mud is 18 inches deep
The sun is blazing hot

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

So walking down the street one day
I met a total stranger
He asked me what I wanted to be
I said an Airborne Ranger

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

I'm sitting in my foxhole
Sharpinning my knife
Up jumped the enemy
I had to take his life

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

I went to wake up the Sergeant
He was lying in his bed
I went to turn him over
I found out he was dead

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

My buddies in a foxhole
With a bullet in his head
The medic said he's wounded
But I know that he's dead

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

I hear the choppers coming
They're flying over head
They come to get the wounded
But all they find is dead

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way

So out in the battle field covered in blood
There lies a ranger dying in the mud

Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers Lead The Way
 
same beat as "i wanna be a drill instructor"

I dont wanna be a drill instructor
I dont wanna teach recruits to drill

i wanna be a combat instructor
i wanna teach marines to kill.


i know short but i still like it.
 
ahh thats great
I am gonna uyse that when I start teaching the canucks I will be living on base with (canadian joke) when I get to Moose Jaw
 
this is a version that we always use

A yellow bird
With a yellow beak
Was sittin on
My toilet seat
I pushed him in
And flushed him down
And watched his feet
Go round and round

Another bird
With a yellow bill
Was sittin on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a piece of bread
And then I tried
To squish his head
On me oh my
I'm such a klutz
I missed his head
And squished his nuts

A little kitten
A baby cat
Was sittin on
My welcome mat
I picked him up
And made him purr
And then I ripped
Out all his fur

A little puppy
With little paws
Was sittin on
My table saw
I picked him up
Like a piece of meat
And then I sawed
Off all his feat
 
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