Job worth (or is it really worth it)

zyonchaos

Active member
We all know that it is not hardwork or knowledge that gets you to the top but bullshit. But how do we prove this. Well I have studied this subject and can now prove mathematically that bullshit is what matters most.

If we can assign a numerical value to the Alphabets then

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

Now you know what makes you achieve 103%


Jay
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