I'll Bet He Wishes...


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A COUSIN, who is a priest, serves as an Army chaplain. One evening, looking very handsome in his uniform, he attended a get-together at a friend's house. An attractive woman sidled up to him and started a conversation. "What are you doing Saturday night?" she asked.

"Hearing confessions," he replied.

Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Kim Harrison

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.