I roast OBL!

[claylc]

This was done without the aid of a dictionary or computer program, with just my memory, ingenuity, and native talent. I omitted anything not recognized by the computer editor's dictionary.

Osama Bin Laden -

O- (epithetical adjectives only) Oaf-dunce/ Oaf-fool/ Oaf-idiot/ enough oafs / Oarless/ Oat-headed / Obfuscating/ Oblivious/ Obnoxious/ Obscure/ Obsequious/ Obtuse/ Obvious/ Occasional/ (he is too square to be octa-anything)/ Occult/ Odd/ Oddball/ Odd-job/ lots of other odds and sods/ Odoriferous/ Odorous/ Off-base/ Offbeat/ Off-bored/ too many offs to note. This is taking too long, so from here on out I give only the first or most obvious from two letters / Oily/ Old/ Onerous/ Opinionated/ Ornery/ Ossified/ Outre/ Overbearing/ Ox-headed/

Letter by letter would take too long. Here are a few chosen continuations.

Osama Bin Laden - O -saber-rattler annoys me, and because I need laughs all day, (I am) enraging nincompoops/

Osama Bin Laden -*O - sack-of-:cen: advocates mindless archaic beliefs, incredible nonsense, laughable ancient devil's encouraged nihilism/

Osama Bin Laden - O -sad-sack aches more. Angrily berates incompetent nitwits, leaving all declared enemies nauseated/

Osama Bin Laden - O - sanctimonious :cen: mouths asinine bookish inanities, needs lessons about demagoguery even now/

Osama Bin Laden - O - sap-head always making annoying boorish idiotic noises looks astoundingly devilish every night/

Osama Bin Laden - O - satan's arm makes announcements believing idiots need lessons about demon's eating necessities/

Osama Bin Laden - O - savage attacks modern America, believes in nonsense, leads atrocious dimwits, exasperates nations/

Osama Bin Laden - O - scavenges ammunition, makes alliances before interviews now. Lets addled democrats encourage negotiations/

Osama Bin Laden - O - scored another meaningless announcement because imbeciles need latest advice detailing elaborate notions/

Osama Bin Laden - O - scurries about, mindlessly accepting bootlickers into networks, leading aimless dumb empty nincompoops/

Morning has come, so it is time to post my night's work!

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Lonnie Courtney Clay

 

[Team Infidel]

 

[claylc]

This was done without the aid of a dictionary or computer program, with just my memory, ingenuity, and native talent. I omitted anything not recognized by the computer editor's dictionary.

Osama Bin Laden - O - safely aborts missions as being inconvenient, never lets associates die, encourages nepotism/

Osama Bin Laden - O - sagaciously announces medals are being interred now, leaving any descendants eating nails/

Osama Bin Laden - O - sails around madly, anchored by ignorance, neglected leadership and deportment education needed/

Osama Bin Laden - O - salvages altered medicines and blows into noses, learned adulterated drugs enhance nirvana/

Osama Bin Laden - O - sampled adult men and buggered initiates needlessly, letting abilities decline, even nastiness/

Osama Bin Laden - O - sardonically accepts moral authority based in nonsense, lessons about domination extraneous, neglected/

Osama Bin Laden - O - saucers all meals, allowing bacterial infestations noticed later at dinner, engorging numb-sculls/

Osama Bin Laden - O - saw American military's abilities, bugged-out into nowhere, left allies defending empty nests/

Osama Bin Laden - O - says angry macho absurd boastful incendiary natterings, leaves audiences deaf every note/

Osama Bin Laden - O - scares any mentally able believers into next lane, always driving entirely naked/

Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
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This was done without the aid of a dictionary or computer program, with just my memory, ingenuity, and native talent. I omitted anything not recognized by the computer editor's dictionary.

Osama Bin Laden - O - scabrous artless moron attempts bold initiatives, not learning anything demonstrable, earning nothing/

Osama Bin Laden - O - scales accessible mountains attempting boundary incursions, never laughing anymore, dictates erratic notes/

Osama Bin Laden - O - scams affluent morons, accumulating booty, insinuating necessity, loves anonymous donors, eager nobodies/

Osama Bin Laden - O - scans areas, meeting assorted boobies, interrogating natives, labels anyone decent "enemy nation"/

Osama Bin Laden - O - seals allowed messages atrociously, bound inside notebooks, limp adjectives devalue each notice/

Osama Bin Laden - O - searched area, moaned aloud, berated "infidels", named learned adults "demons", everyone notified/

Osama Bin Laden - O - seats arrogant meat-headed accomplices, begs insistently, nightly loafs around defaming enlightened nations/

Osama Bin Laden - O - secludes argumentative members, allows bolder insiders no leeway, angry denouncements exasperate nobody/

Osama Bin Laden - O - seconds adopted motions, admires believers' insular naivety, laments adverse developments, eats newspapers/

Osama Bin Laden - O - secretly appreciates my artistic bombshells, imitating normal life and death engagements naturally/

This series commemorates the 6th anniversary of 9/11.The question to be answered is whether lampooning that slime is worth my while? If appreciative followup posts are made, then I might continue the series. As you can see, I have only progressed to "secr" of the second word.....

Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay

Sept 12 8:40 AM
I apologize for not reading the forum information before posting. I only used one forum in the past where it was possible to edit anything already posted. I did not notice the option for edit post, a sign of my carelessness and unjustified assumptions. I will take this reprimand as a lesson well deserved and pay more attention to what I am doing in the future. Now that I think about it, this should be a new post following the reprimand rather than an edit of this post ?

Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay

 

[DTop]

Please read the rules before posting,

 

[claylc]

bump - want more roasting? poke me!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

 

[A Can of Man]

I ain't laughing unless we find the dude's remains.
Yes, remains, because I'm pretty sure that guy's dead by now.

 

[claylc]

I ain't laughing unless we find the dude's remains.
Yes, remains, because I'm pretty sure that guy's dead by now.

If he is not dead yet, he ought to be. The mystery is why the body was not turned in for the huge reward. At his age every month of survival is hard won, even if he were not on the run. My dad is 86 and still holding on to life despite cancer treatment a year ago. How old would Osama be IF he is still alive? May Osama get pancreatic cancer diagnosed too late for survival! May he get testicular cancer to rot off his private parts too! May he suffer from piles and constipation and acid reflux! May his family renounce violence and convert to Judaism before his eyes! May he be cremated and his ashes cast into a vat of plastic which is converted into 10,000 George W. Bush bobble head dolls! May history forget him so that the next generation of Americans say "Osama who?" when asked his full name!
:jump:
Lonnie Courtney Clay