Redneck
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Ok, since no-one ever seems to like my jokes, I figured I'd put up another, just to be contrary :lol: . These are all inspirational quotes about one of the finer things in life 
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
on.
-Dean Martin
Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.
- Anon.
Okay, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's just
take this exam so I can get back to killing you with beer.
- Homer J Simpson
Beauty lies in the hand of the Beer Holder.
- Anon.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk,
they're sober.
- William Butler Yeats
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
- Anon.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
- Edward Abbey
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
If I saved all the money I've spent on beer, I'd spend it on
beer.
- Anon.
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
- W.C. Fields
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- Anon.
Beer is good food.
- Anon.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
- Anon.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted
all of the time and have the time of your life.
- Anon.
Beer - it's not just a breakfast drink anymore.
- Anon.
Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
- Anon.
I will never drink again as long as i live... At least until
tonight.
- Colin
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline
-it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear
weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- Frank Zappa
.You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
on.
-Dean Martin
Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.
- Anon.
Okay, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's just
take this exam so I can get back to killing you with beer.
- Homer J Simpson
Beauty lies in the hand of the Beer Holder.
- Anon.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk,
they're sober.
- William Butler Yeats
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
- Anon.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
- Edward Abbey
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
If I saved all the money I've spent on beer, I'd spend it on
beer.
- Anon.
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
- W.C. Fields
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- Anon.
Beer is good food.
- Anon.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
- Anon.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted
all of the time and have the time of your life.
- Anon.
Beer - it's not just a breakfast drink anymore.
- Anon.
Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
- Anon.
I will never drink again as long as i live... At least until
tonight.
- Colin
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline
-it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear
weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- Frank Zappa
