Redleg The fire is everything Staff member Jan 14, 2005 #3 Hey sergeant, what happens if my parachute doesn't deploy? Sergeant: "Then you'll be the first one down!".. :shock: :lol: Here's some more airborne/skydiving jokes: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=600 http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=662 Enjoy..
Hey sergeant, what happens if my parachute doesn't deploy? Sergeant: "Then you'll be the first one down!".. :shock: :lol: Here's some more airborne/skydiving jokes: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=600 http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=662 Enjoy..
Charge 7 Master Gunner Jan 16, 2005 #4 That's the reserve chute of course, Redleg. "If that chute don't open wide... ...I got another one by my side" "If that chute don't open round... ...I'll be the first one on the ground" AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!!!
That's the reserve chute of course, Redleg. "If that chute don't open wide... ...I got another one by my side" "If that chute don't open round... ...I'll be the first one on the ground" AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!!!
L ladyhawk Active member Jan 16, 2005 #5 For someone who wants to try Skydiving sometime THESE are scarey thoughts :shock: BUT These aren't going to stop me still gonna do it sometime LadyHawk
For someone who wants to try Skydiving sometime THESE are scarey thoughts :shock: BUT These aren't going to stop me still gonna do it sometime LadyHawk
USAFAUX2004 Active member Jan 16, 2005 #6 thats the spirit! you go girl. lol. joking. my uncle was in the "DESANTNIKI" AKA soviet Airborne more than 250 jumps!
thats the spirit! you go girl. lol. joking. my uncle was in the "DESANTNIKI" AKA soviet Airborne more than 250 jumps!
B bwoody Active member Jan 19, 2005 #8 This one goes right along with it For sale: One Army parachute. Used once, never opened Either that or If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
This one goes right along with it For sale: One Army parachute. Used once, never opened Either that or If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
W worik_brown Active member Jan 27, 2005 #9 Charge_7 said: That's the reserve chute of course, Redleg. "If that chute don't open wide... ...I got another one by my side" "If that chute don't open round... ...I'll be the first one on the ground" AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!!! Click to expand... Here is the rest of it: And if that one should fail me too Here is all that I should do Roll over get up and run off the DZ Cause never in HELL will ya' bury me
Charge_7 said: That's the reserve chute of course, Redleg. "If that chute don't open wide... ...I got another one by my side" "If that chute don't open round... ...I'll be the first one on the ground" AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!!! Click to expand... Here is the rest of it: And if that one should fail me too Here is all that I should do Roll over get up and run off the DZ Cause never in HELL will ya' bury me
P pimp_squeak Active member Feb 8, 2005 #10 FOR SALE: used parachute, slight stain used once, never opened
AFSteliga Token Canadian Moder'eh'tor Feb 8, 2005 #12 That would be the LAST song you'd want to hear on a jump.
Topgunjn1 Active member Oct 8, 2005 #13 :lol: Oh thats a good one! How about this though. Sergeant Airborne what if my chute doesn't open. Then Private you got the rest of your life to think it over
:lol: Oh thats a good one! How about this though. Sergeant Airborne what if my chute doesn't open. Then Private you got the rest of your life to think it over
8 82ndMechanic Active member Oct 8, 2005 #14 .... the rest of your "airborne" life to get it deployed... I hate pre-jump briefings....
G Ghost Rider LSOV Active member Oct 10, 2005 #15 angelic form of parachutist flying to the heavens: "What was the name of the saint I had to pray to?"
angelic form of parachutist flying to the heavens: "What was the name of the saint I had to pray to?"
S sandy Active member Oct 20, 2005 #16 Ok I do. General"No plobrem. Ground is covered with thick snow.