Ner=Kandel, Israeli word for chute not oppening(see then you look like a kandel with your unopend chute being the flame...)
so
Ner li ner li ner li dakik
My kandel my kandel my little kandel
Lama hamitznach adain batik?
Why is the chute still in the bag?
Lama ha rezervy lo niftach?
Why wont my reserve chute open?
Al ha adama ani emarach!
Ill get splatterd all over the floor!