So there's a platoon in formation, and the platoon sergeant's talking to them. So he goes "All right, all you idiots, fall out!"
So every soldier in that platoon except 1 falls out, leaving that one private standing at attention
Well the sergeant walks over to the soldier and looks at him dead in the eyes. The Private looks at him and goes
"Man, that was a lot of idiots, huh sergeant?"
here's another
So a Captain's walking by, and he needs change for a soda machine. So he walks up to a Private and he goes "Hey there private, got change for a dollar?"
So the Private says "Sure buddy."
Well the Captain goes "Soldier, that is NO way to talk to an officer! Now, let's try this again. Do you have change for a dollar?"
The Private snaps to attention, and says "No sir!"
:lol:
So every soldier in that platoon except 1 falls out, leaving that one private standing at attention
Well the sergeant walks over to the soldier and looks at him dead in the eyes. The Private looks at him and goes
"Man, that was a lot of idiots, huh sergeant?"
here's another
So a Captain's walking by, and he needs change for a soda machine. So he walks up to a Private and he goes "Hey there private, got change for a dollar?"
So the Private says "Sure buddy."
Well the Captain goes "Soldier, that is NO way to talk to an officer! Now, let's try this again. Do you have change for a dollar?"
The Private snaps to attention, and says "No sir!"
:lol: