Green Jelly Bean Flights

[Mark Conley]

At one time at a remote site I was at, married service members were intitled to what the troops called a Green Jelly Bean Flight, or a flight to home visit from a long term overseas short tour, for morale purposes. Since the man was usally married, and had big kids at home, the custom was to give the man a large bag of green jelly beans, (or M&Ms, skittles, ect as long as the color was green) and a sheet of instructions for their use. Mine was worded as follows:

For extra time alone with the wife:

1. Arrive home.

2. Show kids the bag of candy.

3. Open the bag, and scatter candy throughout the grass.

4. Go spend a few moments alone with mom.

5. Pray they arent fast searchers....

 

[Redneck]

:lol:

 

[Popeye]

Hahaha, amen to that!

 

[I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S]

thats not a bad idea... but there better be at least 1,000 of them jelly beans

 

[SrAMontrey]

haha

 

[1217]

If your outta luck they'll not only find them fast but eat them too fast. Ahh, the sweet sound of your kids on the other side of the bedroom door:"Mummy, Daddy, my tummy hurts" :twisted:

 

[Desert_Eagle]

5. Pray they arent fast searchers....

If they're that fast, then they must have good eyes, a good nose, or dead grass.

 

[Locke]

simple rememdy is make sure you get a plane which lands whlie its dark, so they you go outside and "accidently" spill the lollies lol

 

[AFSteliga]

Interesting custom...I should take that into consideration later on in life.

 

[AussieNick]

I'm gunna remember that one for my diggers when I graduate.

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

LoL great game! wonder if it will work on parents?