"When my granny was ninety one, she did PT just for fun!
When my granny was ninety two, she did PT better than you!
When my granny was ninety three, she did PT better than me!
When my granny was ninety four, she did PT till she hit the floor!
When my granny was ninety five, she did PT to stay alive!
When my granny was ninety six, she did PT like it weren't 5#!+!
When my granny was ninety seven, she dropped dead and went to heaven!
she met st peter at the pearly gates! He said "granny, you got to wait!
Before I let you through this door, you gotta drop and gimme fifty more!""
When my granny was ninety two, she did PT better than you!
When my granny was ninety three, she did PT better than me!
When my granny was ninety four, she did PT till she hit the floor!
When my granny was ninety five, she did PT to stay alive!
When my granny was ninety six, she did PT like it weren't 5#!+!
When my granny was ninety seven, she dropped dead and went to heaven!
she met st peter at the pearly gates! He said "granny, you got to wait!
Before I let you through this door, you gotta drop and gimme fifty more!""