Fun with Hamsters!

[Rowan]

 

[hawky94]

You are one sick b*stard. That's too funny, though!

But, don't hurt the hamsters. Take rats instead, they're the real pests of this world!

 

[Rowan]

Hawky, I LOVE rats! They're sweet, clean and very intelligent!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rat?
Answ: If you try really hard, you can grow to love a rat!
LOL

 

[The Highway Man]

The worst, most horrible rats you're likely to encounter are the black ones, they eat their own young!

 

[Tankboy]

How do they get to live then?.

 

[The Highway Man]

I dunno, you'll have to ask CF

 

[Tankboy]

I'm not sure I want to know!.

 

[Capt Frogman]

How do they get to live then?.

It's a secret.

Why do you think I have no offspring?

 

[Rowan]

Rats are tasty in India. I found out by mistake!

 

[viper2007]

You are one sick b*stard. That's too funny, though!

But, don't hurt the hamsters. Take rats instead, they're the real pests of this world!

Nope, my suggestion is to use lawyers- because....... (wait for it...)

There are somethings even rats would not do...