phoenix80
Banned
French Q's & A's
Q. Why do French soldiers wear steel toed boots?
A. So when they drop their weapons and surrender they won't break their toes.
Q : Why does Nike like the French Army?
A : Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
Q : How many gears in a French tank?
A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.
Q : What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A : The army.
Q : How can you identify a French war veteran?
A : He's the one with sunburned armpits.
Q: Why does Paris plant trees on both sides of the street?
A : So the invading army can walk in the shade on both sides
Q : How do you stop a French tank?
A : Shoot the guy pushing it.
Q :What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the desert?
A : A mirage
Q : Why does the new French navy use glass-bottomed boats?
A : To see the old French navy
Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before
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Q. Why do French soldiers wear steel toed boots?
A. So when they drop their weapons and surrender they won't break their toes.
Q : Why does Nike like the French Army?
A : Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
Q : How many gears in a French tank?
A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.
Q : What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A : The army.
Q : How can you identify a French war veteran?
A : He's the one with sunburned armpits.
Q: Why does Paris plant trees on both sides of the street?
A : So the invading army can walk in the shade on both sides
Q : How do you stop a French tank?
A : Shoot the guy pushing it.
Q :What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the desert?
A : A mirage
Q : Why does the new French navy use glass-bottomed boats?
A : To see the old French navy
Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before
:roll: :rambo: :roll:
