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“The explosive violence of the next few minutes can be compared to the first shock of combat, the awesome moment when one phalanx of cavalry crashes into another, when an artillery barrage finds its target, when an ambush is sprung. At least so it probably seems to the thirty young men who spring off that bus and line up on the road on the sets of yellow footprints.”
Marines by John de St. Jorre
The bus took us to boot camp far too quickly. I wanted it to last longer in the vain hope I might calm down from the nervous tension that gripped me. I wanted it to take us downtown to let us see the sights, to maybe even have the bus driver give us a running commentary as we went along, but that’s not what happened. Not knowing where I was, it was difficult to keep track of where we were going in the middle of the night, but at some stage we seemed to enter a small concrete tunnel and when we emerged it was to the gates of Marine Corps Recruit Depot (MCRD), San Diego.
We drove through the gates and continued through the base for a couple of minutes until we came to a floodlit area seemingly at the back of a large building. The bus slowed and I could see two extremely fit men waiting for us in tailored olive-green trousers, khaki short sleeved shirts and hats that resembled those worn by the Canadian Mounties; they were Drill Instructors. The bus stopped. I can say with absolute certainty that at that very moment, I would have rather been anywhere else in the world, but before I had the presence of mind to fake a heart attack, the door opened and a muscular Drill Instructor entered the bus. Above the beating of my heart you could hear utter silence.
“On behalf of Major-General Grinalds, I welcome you to MCRD San Diego.”
This was okay, he wasn’t yelling, he actually talking to us in a very calm, even voice.
“Pick up all your belongings, ensuring there is nothing left on the bus, or that anything is obstructing the aisle.”
He was being polite, and we were being co-operative, this might actually be okay.
“When I ask you to get off the bus, do so quickly. When you answer me, you will say ‘Sir Yes Sir’, do you understand?”
So far so good, although getting a bit louder, he was being quite reasonable really. We all complied by replying,
“Sir Yes Sir.” Well actually we didn’t, some said ‘Sir Yes Sir’, others only managed a ‘Yes Sir’; next to me Jefferson went for originality and came out with ‘Yes Sir Yes’.
“I can’t hear you!” shouted the Drill Instructor. This was better, this is what I had been expecting, I’d seen this in the movies. This time we all obediently shouted back,
“Sir Yes Sir!”
“Louder! Sound off like you’ve got a pair!”
His voice was rising all the time and was developing a cutting edge to it that matched the increasingly pissed off look on his face. This was getting worrying. We tried to placate him with a coordinated and loud,
“SIR YES SIR!”
For some unfathomable reason our reply had enraged him, an expression of pure disgust crossed his face; the honeymoon was most definitely over, and it hadn’t even been that nice while it lasted. The next command was screamed at us in an alarmingly loud voice,
“YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO GET OF MY FREAKIN BUS AND YOU HAVE JUST WASTED THREE OF THOSE. MOVE IT!”
We all frantically tried to get up and out at once, and it seemed to take forever. We jostled up the aisle while hearing what seemed like a crazed maniac outside yelling at us to “Get off my bus NOW! MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT… FASTER!”
We managed one by one to struggle to the front and stepped out onto the road. It was at that instant life as we knew it changed forever, heralded by the loudest screaming I have ever heard. The two drill instructors had turned into four and all were yelling at the top of their voices. ‘Yelling’ makes it sound like they were shouting as loud as was humanly possible, but they were much, much louder than that. It was a yell that emanated from deep within their body and got louder and meaner as it erupted in an angry crescendo from their snarling mouths.
I wanted to run, but I wasn’t exactly sure where I was meant to be running to, then through the wall of sound I could see my salvation- rows of yellow footprints painted on the concrete. It seemed to me if I valued my life I should find a pair and stand in them as fast as I possible could. Whether that instruction had been actually yelled at me I couldn’t really say. Drill Instructors were swarming over us, knocking baseball caps off, yelling at us to drop our bags, yelling at us to stand in the footprints which were painted with ankles touching and the feet angling out at a forty-five degree angle, and yelling at us to stand at attention. The last ones off the bus had to run through and around us to find a pair of footprints, those who ran through the embryonic formation got yelled at for doing so, those who ran around it got yelled at for taking too long. Songbird actually bumped into a Drill Instructor and jumped back as if electrified, from the look on his face he almost had the heart attack I’d forgotten to have. The Drill Instructor glared at him and with a piercing yell said,
“GET AWAY FROM ME, NOW!”
The yelling defied all the laws of nature and actually seemed to be getting louder. Drill Instructors were milling about, kicking bags, yelling at people to pay attention, while all the time telling them to stand straight. I was conscious of the bus pulling away and felt a wave of desperation flood over me as I looked at its tail-lights disappearing into the darkness; I’d have felt tremendously sorry for myself in that instant if my right eardrum had not just been ruptured.
“WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU LOOKING AT FREAK?!”
I’d just attracted the attention of my very own personal Drill Instructor. He seemed inordinately slim yet muscular, and very, very angry. He had no hair, he had no neck, he had no pity and he certainly had no patience; I’d seen pictures of friendlier looking Great White Sharks.
“DON’T LOOK AT ME SCUMBAG! LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD! GET YOUR FEET IN THE YELLOW FOOTPRINTS, NOW!”
I thought my feet were in the yellow footprints and I made the mistake of looking down at my feet to check.
“I SAID LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD!” He seemed incredibly and personally pissed off with me now and despite the cool of night I could feel sweat trickling down my back. He was now standing only a few inches directly in front of me, the brim of his Drill Instructor’s hat was knocking into my forehead, we were almost touching and he was still yelling at me not to look at him. I tried focusing on the bridge of his nose, but then he moved into my line of sight and I was looking straight into his manic eyes, incensed by this overt show of intimacy he screamed,
“STOP EYEBALLING ME YOU PUKE! UNLESS YOU LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD I WILL PLUCK OUT YOUR EYES AND REINSERT THEM BACKWARDS AND THEN YOU CAN TELL ME IF YOU SEE A BRAIN OR A FART CLOUD INSIDE!” He took a step backward and barely controlling his rage he pointed a shaking black finger at me, drew a cross in mid-air with it, as if hexing me with a voodoo curse, and declared,
“CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE ALREADY ON MY **** LIST SUNSHINE! YOU ARE A FREAKIN MARKED MAN, I **** YOU NOT!”
He fixed me with a piercing stare and then he simply disappeared out of my line of sight to go yell at someone else. I have never been so glad not to see someone in my entire life. While alive I was shaking from within and was definitely slipping into a mild form of shock. I had barely touched the ground and I was a ‘freakin marked man’, this was not a good situation, this was most definitely not a good situation at all, this was terrible situation.
The Drill Instructor who had invited us to get off his freakin bus in such a hurry was in front of us now. His audience had been lined up in three rows, were staring straight ahead, were sweating, were very scared, were extremely confused, and with only minimal success were trying to not piss off the other three Drill Instructors still prowling around them like six foot tall Doberman Pinchers.
“Oh my God. What in heaven’s tarnation is this herd of squid doing on my base? You are the sorriest bunch of pussies I have ever seen, you can’t even get off a freakin bus without screwing it up. Listen to me. Listen to me very carefully. If you don’t square away your **** within the next ten seconds I will personally rearrange your sorry assed existence. Is that perfectly clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!” We responded as if our lives depended on it, and actually at that particular moment in time, we firmly believed our lives did depend on it without a trace of doubt.
“As long as you are allowed to live, the first and last words out of your stinkin’ cakeholes will be ‘Sir’, is that clear?
“SIR YES SIR!”
“You will not look at me, you will look straight ahead unless I instruct you otherwise, is that clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
“Look at the sign on the wall, it outlines articles found in the Uniform Code of Military Justice, it states that ‘Congress shall have the power to make rules for the government and regulations of the land and naval forces.’ That means we rule your *** from now on in.”
We looked up at a big red sign with yellow lettering attached to the wall while the Drill Instructor spelt out its meaning to us.
“Article 15 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice outlines Commanding Officers Non-Judicial Punishment. That means when you screw up, which most of you will, you can request that your commanding officer decides your punishment instead of appearing in front of a court martial. Is that clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
“Article 31 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice states that compulsory self-incrimination is prohibited. That means you still have the right to remain silent, along with your god given right to remain a threat to the human gene pool. Is that clear?”
“SIR YES SIR”!
“Article 86 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits absence without leave. That means you cannot leave this depot without permission. Is that clear?
“SIR YES SIR!”
“Article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice covers failure to obey orders or regulations. That means you do exactly what we tell you to do. Is that clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
“General Article 134 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice covers everything and anything not already covered in the preceding one hundred and thirty three articles, including any actions prejudice to good order and discipline, or conduct of a nature that brings discredit upon the armed forces. If you even think of trying to piss us off, we will **** on you from a great height. Am I understood?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
“The Marine Corps policy on Drugs is simple; drugs will not be tolerated. So save your pathetic sob stories, your confessions that you ‘just experimented’ or ‘didn’t inhale’ for someone that gives a damn. You do drugs in the Marines, we will catch you and you will be kicked out. Is that ab-so-lute-ly crystal clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
Well, actually, it wasn’t, I couldn’t remember a thing about what he’d just said, but the gist of it seemed to infer that we had stopped being happy-go-lucky, free-thinking civilians and had were now entirely and unequivocally the property of the US Marines.
“I sincerely hope so for your sake ladies; I really do. When I tell you, hold up your left hand. Hold up your left hand. Put it down! When I give you the command to ‘Left Face’ you will turn to your left. Is that perfectly clear?”
The Drill Instructor barked out an unintelligible command that ended with the word ‘face’, so we all turned to our left and were now in columns facing a large door. Above the door words declared that, ‘Through These Portals Pass Prospects For America’s Finest Fighting Force: The United States Marines.’
“Read those words! Burn them into your weak-bodied souls! It’s the closest some of you will EVER come to being called Marines. Now get inside, MOVE!” It crossed my mind that Dante’s ‘Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here’ would have been more appropriate inscription at the time, for it did seem we had arrived in an inferno staffed with screaming green devils; otherwise known as United States Marine Corps Drill Instructors."
“The explosive violence of the next few minutes can be compared to the first shock of combat, the awesome moment when one phalanx of cavalry crashes into another, when an artillery barrage finds its target, when an ambush is sprung. At least so it probably seems to the thirty young men who spring off that bus and line up on the road on the sets of yellow footprints.”
Marines by John de St. Jorre
The bus took us to boot camp far too quickly. I wanted it to last longer in the vain hope I might calm down from the nervous tension that gripped me. I wanted it to take us downtown to let us see the sights, to maybe even have the bus driver give us a running commentary as we went along, but that’s not what happened. Not knowing where I was, it was difficult to keep track of where we were going in the middle of the night, but at some stage we seemed to enter a small concrete tunnel and when we emerged it was to the gates of Marine Corps Recruit Depot (MCRD), San Diego.
We drove through the gates and continued through the base for a couple of minutes until we came to a floodlit area seemingly at the back of a large building. The bus slowed and I could see two extremely fit men waiting for us in tailored olive-green trousers, khaki short sleeved shirts and hats that resembled those worn by the Canadian Mounties; they were Drill Instructors. The bus stopped. I can say with absolute certainty that at that very moment, I would have rather been anywhere else in the world, but before I had the presence of mind to fake a heart attack, the door opened and a muscular Drill Instructor entered the bus. Above the beating of my heart you could hear utter silence.
“On behalf of Major-General Grinalds, I welcome you to MCRD San Diego.”
This was okay, he wasn’t yelling, he actually talking to us in a very calm, even voice.
“Pick up all your belongings, ensuring there is nothing left on the bus, or that anything is obstructing the aisle.”
He was being polite, and we were being co-operative, this might actually be okay.
“When I ask you to get off the bus, do so quickly. When you answer me, you will say ‘Sir Yes Sir’, do you understand?”
So far so good, although getting a bit louder, he was being quite reasonable really. We all complied by replying,
“Sir Yes Sir.” Well actually we didn’t, some said ‘Sir Yes Sir’, others only managed a ‘Yes Sir’; next to me Jefferson went for originality and came out with ‘Yes Sir Yes’.
“I can’t hear you!” shouted the Drill Instructor. This was better, this is what I had been expecting, I’d seen this in the movies. This time we all obediently shouted back,
“Sir Yes Sir!”
“Louder! Sound off like you’ve got a pair!”
His voice was rising all the time and was developing a cutting edge to it that matched the increasingly pissed off look on his face. This was getting worrying. We tried to placate him with a coordinated and loud,
“SIR YES SIR!”
For some unfathomable reason our reply had enraged him, an expression of pure disgust crossed his face; the honeymoon was most definitely over, and it hadn’t even been that nice while it lasted. The next command was screamed at us in an alarmingly loud voice,
“YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO GET OF MY FREAKIN BUS AND YOU HAVE JUST WASTED THREE OF THOSE. MOVE IT!”
We all frantically tried to get up and out at once, and it seemed to take forever. We jostled up the aisle while hearing what seemed like a crazed maniac outside yelling at us to “Get off my bus NOW! MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT… FASTER!”
We managed one by one to struggle to the front and stepped out onto the road. It was at that instant life as we knew it changed forever, heralded by the loudest screaming I have ever heard. The two drill instructors had turned into four and all were yelling at the top of their voices. ‘Yelling’ makes it sound like they were shouting as loud as was humanly possible, but they were much, much louder than that. It was a yell that emanated from deep within their body and got louder and meaner as it erupted in an angry crescendo from their snarling mouths.
I wanted to run, but I wasn’t exactly sure where I was meant to be running to, then through the wall of sound I could see my salvation- rows of yellow footprints painted on the concrete. It seemed to me if I valued my life I should find a pair and stand in them as fast as I possible could. Whether that instruction had been actually yelled at me I couldn’t really say. Drill Instructors were swarming over us, knocking baseball caps off, yelling at us to drop our bags, yelling at us to stand in the footprints which were painted with ankles touching and the feet angling out at a forty-five degree angle, and yelling at us to stand at attention. The last ones off the bus had to run through and around us to find a pair of footprints, those who ran through the embryonic formation got yelled at for doing so, those who ran around it got yelled at for taking too long. Songbird actually bumped into a Drill Instructor and jumped back as if electrified, from the look on his face he almost had the heart attack I’d forgotten to have. The Drill Instructor glared at him and with a piercing yell said,
“GET AWAY FROM ME, NOW!”
The yelling defied all the laws of nature and actually seemed to be getting louder. Drill Instructors were milling about, kicking bags, yelling at people to pay attention, while all the time telling them to stand straight. I was conscious of the bus pulling away and felt a wave of desperation flood over me as I looked at its tail-lights disappearing into the darkness; I’d have felt tremendously sorry for myself in that instant if my right eardrum had not just been ruptured.
“WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU LOOKING AT FREAK?!”
I’d just attracted the attention of my very own personal Drill Instructor. He seemed inordinately slim yet muscular, and very, very angry. He had no hair, he had no neck, he had no pity and he certainly had no patience; I’d seen pictures of friendlier looking Great White Sharks.
“DON’T LOOK AT ME SCUMBAG! LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD! GET YOUR FEET IN THE YELLOW FOOTPRINTS, NOW!”
I thought my feet were in the yellow footprints and I made the mistake of looking down at my feet to check.
“I SAID LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD!” He seemed incredibly and personally pissed off with me now and despite the cool of night I could feel sweat trickling down my back. He was now standing only a few inches directly in front of me, the brim of his Drill Instructor’s hat was knocking into my forehead, we were almost touching and he was still yelling at me not to look at him. I tried focusing on the bridge of his nose, but then he moved into my line of sight and I was looking straight into his manic eyes, incensed by this overt show of intimacy he screamed,
“STOP EYEBALLING ME YOU PUKE! UNLESS YOU LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD I WILL PLUCK OUT YOUR EYES AND REINSERT THEM BACKWARDS AND THEN YOU CAN TELL ME IF YOU SEE A BRAIN OR A FART CLOUD INSIDE!” He took a step backward and barely controlling his rage he pointed a shaking black finger at me, drew a cross in mid-air with it, as if hexing me with a voodoo curse, and declared,
“CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE ALREADY ON MY **** LIST SUNSHINE! YOU ARE A FREAKIN MARKED MAN, I **** YOU NOT!”
He fixed me with a piercing stare and then he simply disappeared out of my line of sight to go yell at someone else. I have never been so glad not to see someone in my entire life. While alive I was shaking from within and was definitely slipping into a mild form of shock. I had barely touched the ground and I was a ‘freakin marked man’, this was not a good situation, this was most definitely not a good situation at all, this was terrible situation.
The Drill Instructor who had invited us to get off his freakin bus in such a hurry was in front of us now. His audience had been lined up in three rows, were staring straight ahead, were sweating, were very scared, were extremely confused, and with only minimal success were trying to not piss off the other three Drill Instructors still prowling around them like six foot tall Doberman Pinchers.
“Oh my God. What in heaven’s tarnation is this herd of squid doing on my base? You are the sorriest bunch of pussies I have ever seen, you can’t even get off a freakin bus without screwing it up. Listen to me. Listen to me very carefully. If you don’t square away your **** within the next ten seconds I will personally rearrange your sorry assed existence. Is that perfectly clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!” We responded as if our lives depended on it, and actually at that particular moment in time, we firmly believed our lives did depend on it without a trace of doubt.
“As long as you are allowed to live, the first and last words out of your stinkin’ cakeholes will be ‘Sir’, is that clear?
“SIR YES SIR!”
“You will not look at me, you will look straight ahead unless I instruct you otherwise, is that clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
“Look at the sign on the wall, it outlines articles found in the Uniform Code of Military Justice, it states that ‘Congress shall have the power to make rules for the government and regulations of the land and naval forces.’ That means we rule your *** from now on in.”
We looked up at a big red sign with yellow lettering attached to the wall while the Drill Instructor spelt out its meaning to us.
“Article 15 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice outlines Commanding Officers Non-Judicial Punishment. That means when you screw up, which most of you will, you can request that your commanding officer decides your punishment instead of appearing in front of a court martial. Is that clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
“Article 31 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice states that compulsory self-incrimination is prohibited. That means you still have the right to remain silent, along with your god given right to remain a threat to the human gene pool. Is that clear?”
“SIR YES SIR”!
“Article 86 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits absence without leave. That means you cannot leave this depot without permission. Is that clear?
“SIR YES SIR!”
“Article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice covers failure to obey orders or regulations. That means you do exactly what we tell you to do. Is that clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
“General Article 134 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice covers everything and anything not already covered in the preceding one hundred and thirty three articles, including any actions prejudice to good order and discipline, or conduct of a nature that brings discredit upon the armed forces. If you even think of trying to piss us off, we will **** on you from a great height. Am I understood?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
“The Marine Corps policy on Drugs is simple; drugs will not be tolerated. So save your pathetic sob stories, your confessions that you ‘just experimented’ or ‘didn’t inhale’ for someone that gives a damn. You do drugs in the Marines, we will catch you and you will be kicked out. Is that ab-so-lute-ly crystal clear?”
“SIR YES SIR!”
Well, actually, it wasn’t, I couldn’t remember a thing about what he’d just said, but the gist of it seemed to infer that we had stopped being happy-go-lucky, free-thinking civilians and had were now entirely and unequivocally the property of the US Marines.
“I sincerely hope so for your sake ladies; I really do. When I tell you, hold up your left hand. Hold up your left hand. Put it down! When I give you the command to ‘Left Face’ you will turn to your left. Is that perfectly clear?”
The Drill Instructor barked out an unintelligible command that ended with the word ‘face’, so we all turned to our left and were now in columns facing a large door. Above the door words declared that, ‘Through These Portals Pass Prospects For America’s Finest Fighting Force: The United States Marines.’
“Read those words! Burn them into your weak-bodied souls! It’s the closest some of you will EVER come to being called Marines. Now get inside, MOVE!” It crossed my mind that Dante’s ‘Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here’ would have been more appropriate inscription at the time, for it did seem we had arrived in an inferno staffed with screaming green devils; otherwise known as United States Marine Corps Drill Instructors."