Does anyone know any good air force running cadences?

When my grandma was 91,
She did PT just for fun.
When my grandma was 92,
She did PT better than you.
When my grandma was 93,
She did PT better than me.
When my grandma was 94,
She did PT more and more.
When my grandma was 95,
She did PT to stay alive.
When my grandma was 96,
She did PT just for kicks.
When my grandma was 97,
She up and died and double-timed to heaven.
When she arrived at the Pearly Gates,
She said to Saint Peter,"sorry Im late."
Saint Peter looked at her with a big ole grin,
Said,"Drop down Granny and give me ten."
 
bicycle bicycle all the way
pedal pedal is the way
get that couch, in your room
complain theres no room

xbox xbox all day
tv's to small so theyll pay
halo is, now the $h1t
4 people playin like this

thats all i can think of :)
 
They say that in the Air Force the chicken is mighty fine, mine jumped off the table, and started marking time, Oh Lord I wanna go, but they wont let me go, ho-oo-ooooome
 
Golf clubs, golf clubs, in my trunk.
Collectin' dust cuz I'm in my bunk.

Remote, remote in my hand,
this is why I signed up man.

Runnin' shoes runnin shoes under my rack,
if I run I'll have a heart attack.

Everybody pokes their fun,
that's because I don't do guns.
I wouldn't let me why should you,
I won't know which end to use.

I can never find my pen,
I haven't worked since I don't know when
I usually just sit in my den.
I won't work, nope never again.

Hooyah,
Chair Force.

Had to, too easy to poke fun, next will be the "gay sailor" jokes at my expense.
 
JCullen USN said:
Golf clubs, golf clubs, in my trunk.
Collectin' dust cuz I'm in my bunk.

Remote, remote in my hand,
this is why I signed up man.

Runnin' shoes runnin shoes under my rack,
if I run I'll have a heart attack.

Everybody pokes their fun,
that's because I don't do guns.
I wouldn't let me why should you,
I won't know which end to use.

I can never find my pen,

I haven't worked since I don't know when
I usually just sit in my den.
I won't work, nope never again.

Hooyah,
Chair Force.

Had to, too easy to poke fun, next will be the "gay sailor" jokes at my expense.
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That's a good one. :)
 
I'm looking for the words to a jodie call my daughter was doing during her basic training at Lackland AFB. I'm sure my spelling is incorrect, so please forgive my ignorance. The basic story line of the jodie was a trainee went to town on leave, got a girl pregnant, and then the baby came singing "hoohah I wanna hurt somebody, hoohah I wanna kill somebody"
 
Heh... I know this post is REALLY old, but I can't help but post one of my favorites from when I was in.

Ironically, the CO forced us to sanitize this one once, due to some civvies coming by to watch us- but all he made us do was change "beer" to "milk". :-?

[Chorus]
Gloooorious! Victoooorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us!
Glory be to God that there are no more of us
Cuz one of us could drink it all alone!
Damn near!
Pass the Beer!
To the Rear!
Of the Squaaadron
[/Chorus]

Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Corps
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Corps
Cuz they're all on foreign shores
Makin' mothers outta whores
There are no fighter pilots in the Corps

[Chorus]

Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Navy
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Navy
Cuz they're all on ships and boats
Havin' sex with sheeps and goats
There are no fighter pilots in the Navy

[Chorus]

Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Army
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Army
Cuz they're all a bunch of queer
Sanitation engineers
There are no fighter pilots in the Army

[Chorus]

Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Guard
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Guard
Cuz they're all a bunch of fags
Smokin' marijuana bags
There are no fighter pilots in the Guard

[Chorus]

Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Air Force
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Air Force
Due to recent budget cuts
We're all drivin' "trucks"
There are no fighter pilots in the Air Force

[Chorus]
 
another verse is

Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Peace Corps
Oh there are no fighter pilots in the Peace
Cause their all in foreign lands
singin songs and holdin hands
Oh there all no fighter pilots in the Peace Corps

I also heard the Air Force verse as

Due to budget cuts
They're all sittin on their butts
 
I like runnin,I like grunting,i like being realy something,so i joined Airforce,im much wiser,a better course,a way of life,i learned to love,defending freedom,from up above,airforce a place to be,airforce a place for you and me!

(repeat twice)
 
C-130 rollin down the strip
Air born Daddy gun'na take a little trip
Stand up, Hook up, shufle to the door
Jump on out and count to 4
If that shoot dont open wide, you Got'a nother one by your side
if that shoot dont open to, LOOK OUT WORLD, IM COMIN THROUGH!
 
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