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WilsonMatthewDavid

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At the hospital for Mental-Illness-Rehabilitation, in Texas.

A LVN nurse, and a doctor were standing infront of four people, three teenagers, and a Marine escort (One of the children was a Congress' Mans.)

"Okay Doctor.. I want you to spend the day with these four nice people here, and tell me which one you think came in here with a kindergarden grade average less then four monthes ago." Said the nurse quietly.

"Alright..." Said the Doctor as he asked the people what they wanted to do for the day, they all agreed on going out for pizza, so they went. The doctor decided to have a conversation with the Marine while they were waiting for their pizza.

"I've been wondering... What's are the corp's like?"

"Hoohah! The Corp's are What keep the milittttttary as fearsome as it is Sir! The Marine Corp's can teach you mmannnnyy life skills! Hoohah!"

"Umn.. Okay.... So... What kind of gun do you have there?"

"AN M-16 A-2 SIR, AND A COLT 45. SIDE ARM SIR!... HOOHAH!"

"Ummnn.. Okaay.. That's nice.. Umnn.. Why are you yelling?"

"BECAUSE THE MARINE CORPS TAUGHT ME TO ALWAYS BE LOUD AND INTIMIDATING SIR, HOOHAAHH!"

-- Later at the hospital when he was asked to decide --

"Well Ma`am.. I've got some things to say first."

"Really?"

"Yes Ma`am.. First off, it was mighty mean of you to dress him like that."

"Huh?"

"He was very rude.. Yelled alot, didn't have any manners.. Gobbled up seven slices of pizza two...."

"Really? That dosen't sound like him...."

"Also Ma`am, I'm not questioning your intellegence or nothing, but it was MIGHTY STUPID To give him two fire arms..."

"WHAT?!"

--

Yes, yes.. It was lame.. I thought of it randomly.. Okay? <_<;

Sorry to all you Marine's who might of taken offence.. Please don't kill me. :?
 
don't we won't kill you, i actually found it kind of funny, being a future Marine in an Air Force and Navy Programs you learn to take Marine jokes.
 
Oi.. How can you not get it?

HE THOUGHT THE MARINE WAS THE special PERSON.

He thought that he was one of the special adults from that hospital that when he got there, only had a Kindergarden-Equivilant of an Education, and that they had dressed him in Fatigues, Gave him guns, and told him to 'Play Marine'.

Oi...

and Thank You Jason, I'm happy someone got it enough to think it was funny. :)
 
Eh, I suck at telling jokes -- I know alot of good ones, but when it comes to making up my own -- I suck.

I edited the joke just a tiny bit so others might get it easier. ;/
 
I have heard/read that joke. The way I heard it was funny...this was. . .n't.

But don't feel bad. I can't tell jokes well either.
 
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