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Gott Mit Uns
1: Never use the Middle Urinal if there is only three.
2: Unless in a live or death situation it is slightly acceptable to aim for the nuts.
3: If called using "Hey *insert name here* come smell this." you must give a complementary sniff.
4: By doing #3 the person owes you a complementary sniff.
5: Don't talk while using the urinal
6: If both sides are taken don't use the middle Urinal.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
[OPTIONAL: If one of your bro's fly is down, save him the embarrassment by zipping his up for him.
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If you have any more rules please add them below and I will make a full list.
2: Unless in a live or death situation it is slightly acceptable to aim for the nuts.
3: If called using "Hey *insert name here* come smell this." you must give a complementary sniff.
4: By doing #3 the person owes you a complementary sniff.
5: Don't talk while using the urinal
6: If both sides are taken don't use the middle Urinal.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
[OPTIONAL: If one of your bro's fly is down, save him the embarrassment by zipping his up for him.
] If you have any more rules please add them below and I will make a full list.