Book Her on Theft!

AJChenMPH

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ONCE, I visited my friend Martha at her dress shop, and she introduced me to another customer as "the woman who stole my son."

"You must be Keith's wife," the shopper remarked, looking at me.

"No, she isn't," answered Martha. "She's the Navy recruiter."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by AG1 Carol D. Hestand

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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