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Okay, so you buy this magical new appliance with which you are going to run your entire life, communicate with others, communicate on the Intarweb, listen to music, live by the built-in calendar/scheduler…
...until the batteries run down.
No problem, you think, I'll just nip over to the drugstore and get some replacement AAs/PM9s/C123s. And then, O Apple Sycophant and Jobs Worshipper, you discover the awful truth: you're ****ed.
The iPhone's battery is apparently soldered on inside the device and cannot be swapped out by the owner like most other cell phones.
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Users would have to submit their iPhone to Apple for battery service. The service will cost users $79, plus $6.95 for shipping, and will take three business days.
Hmmm… lessee, was this little snippet of information made public ahead of the iPhone's wildly successful launch? ...
Users would have to submit their iPhone to Apple for battery service. The service will cost users $79, plus $6.95 for shipping, and will take three business days.
Of course it wasn't, you idiots.
Apple spokeswoman Jennifer Hakes said Thursday the company posted the battery replacement details on its Web site last Friday after the product went on sale. [my emphasis]
Give me a moment…
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Sorry. I had to go away for a while to let the uncontrollable giggles end. I wonder if the terminally-cool slacker in the Mac/PC ad campaign is still going to be wearing that little smirk? If I were a sucker new iPhone user, he'd be wearing a black eye.
Oh, and let's add the final insult to the three-day injury:
...because some users will not want to live without their cell phones, Apple is also offering a loaner iPhone for $29 while the gadget is under repair.
Lemmee see: $86 for a new battery, three days incommunicado, and $30 for a "loaner". Remind me again why Apple devotees are so smart...?
Oh… and one last thing: Another vexing problem is that many of the existing iPod accessories don't work with the iPhone. So, for example, if you're used to plugging your iPod into your car adapter to listen to podcasts you've downloaded on the way to work, you will have to buy a special new adapter in order to do it now.
I'll stick with my little ten dollar cell phone that does two things. Make calls and receiv calls. Yeah, I can replace my battery. It did not cost me $600. It fits in my pocket, and lastly. I have dropped it at least fifty times and it still works. Screw that touch screen crap. I'll stick with real buttons. I can replace those if they break and that cost me a total of $5.00 instead of some super rich repair fee.
Sometimes, being old-fashioned has its advantages.
iUp yours, Jobs.