I wrote this, a lil biased but eh. Its all in good fun.
After detonating a suicide bomb a suicide bomber is met at the
gates of heaven by Gabriel. The suicide bomber says in Arabic,
"assalam alaikum" Gabriel tilts his head and says "Sorry I dont
speak that we all the speak the same thing here in heaven we have
no differences.". Startled the suicide bomber trys it him self and
says "I am here for my virgins and my paradise, let me threw."
Gabriel says "Oh yeah?" Let me a take a look at my list here! OH
YES! Here you are Muhammed Jihadish. Yes, well you have a meeting
with the big man! You will receive your virgins once you arrive
there all 300 million of them!" Surprised and very content
Muhammed replys "Why yes! Thats more of them then I was told! I
knew I would get what I deserved once I detonated my body killing
scores of people! Where do I go to meet him?" Gabriel replys with
a sly grin "Take those stairs right there and follow them down for
awhile. Once you smell brimstone enter the room with the
fireplace." Muhammed says "YES! Dont you forget me though, I will
run this place one day! I will be on my way!" On he goes on his
way down the stairs. Gabriel looks over to Michael and Michael is
shaking his head chuckling. Michael says to Gabriel "Why must you
lie I admit it is entertaining but its against god's will for us
to lie." Gabriel replyed "Well in truth I didnt want to deal with
him screaming in that annoying accent and the elevators broken. Also I didnt have the heart to tell him the 300 million virgins are actually 300 BILLION non-virgin rapists, but once he meets them his behind wont be so virgin anymore."
After detonating a suicide bomb a suicide bomber is met at the
gates of heaven by Gabriel. The suicide bomber says in Arabic,
"assalam alaikum" Gabriel tilts his head and says "Sorry I dont
speak that we all the speak the same thing here in heaven we have
no differences.". Startled the suicide bomber trys it him self and
says "I am here for my virgins and my paradise, let me threw."
Gabriel says "Oh yeah?" Let me a take a look at my list here! OH
YES! Here you are Muhammed Jihadish. Yes, well you have a meeting
with the big man! You will receive your virgins once you arrive
there all 300 million of them!" Surprised and very content
Muhammed replys "Why yes! Thats more of them then I was told! I
knew I would get what I deserved once I detonated my body killing
scores of people! Where do I go to meet him?" Gabriel replys with
a sly grin "Take those stairs right there and follow them down for
awhile. Once you smell brimstone enter the room with the
fireplace." Muhammed says "YES! Dont you forget me though, I will
run this place one day! I will be on my way!" On he goes on his
way down the stairs. Gabriel looks over to Michael and Michael is
shaking his head chuckling. Michael says to Gabriel "Why must you
lie I admit it is entertaining but its against god's will for us
to lie." Gabriel replyed "Well in truth I didnt want to deal with
him screaming in that annoying accent and the elevators broken. Also I didnt have the heart to tell him the 300 million virgins are actually 300 BILLION non-virgin rapists, but once he meets them his behind wont be so virgin anymore."
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