2 Paras

pattheoneuk

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2 Paras in an OP. they are having a peacefull stag when they see a lone person walking into their field of fire.
The first para spots him and shouts "HALT". The lone guy keeps walking. This pra says to his mate " this guy aint stopping. You tell him". So the second para shouts "HALT".
Still this guy carries on. Both paras are starting to get a bit worried now. they eventually agree that this is not right so they slot him.

When they see its all clear they run over to see who this guy was. It turns out it was a Grenadier Guard.... and he was still alive. One of the paras says "Shit !!! are you ok?? we didnt know who you were... why didn't you stop when we told you to?"

The Guard says "you called Halt on the wrong foot"

:rambo:
 
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