WW3




 
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Boots
 
November 6th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: WW3


President Bush and Secretary of State Colin Powell are sitting in a Texas bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Say isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning World War III."

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big breasts."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart@$$? I told you no one would worry about 140 million Iraqis!"
November 6th, 2004  
cbbr08
 
I dont get it...
November 6th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cbbr08
I dont get it...
basically, they dont need to kill the iraqis because people would get mad enough over the blonde...
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Boots
November 6th, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
This isn't going anywhere good.