The wrong bitch

August 30th, 2005  

Topic: The wrong *****

An American GI, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was right next to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out the window."

August 30th, 2005  
haha, thats funny!!! that old lady had it coming and everything!!!
August 30th, 2005  
rotc boy
that was posted in the jokes forum...several times
August 31st, 2005  
Originally Posted by rotc boy
that was posted in the jokes forum...several times
Your'e right. I guess I searched the wrong forum before posting.

Here it is in a slightly different version as originally posted by Charge 7:
October 23rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
oh that is priceless...........
October 24th, 2007  
Always worth a laugh.
October 28th, 2007  
That is awesome. LOL
October 29th, 2007  
hahaha.....nice one
October 29th, 2007  
October 30th, 2007  
That is one of the few jokes I've heard recently that's worth reposting.